GunStarHero

I respect your decision, but can you and I at least mud wrestle?

I only do laundry twice a week and it's only for two people so I make it last. That being said, when I got my first apartment and lived alone, I bought a new thing of detergent the day before the move and that thing lasted so long I still had it when my lease was up and I went to my new place. I miss the low cost of being single lol

I'm just here to post this

That massive $5 container of Xtra cause that shit lasts me like 8 months.

You're right. All I did was change my wardrobe.

Smarties.

That is patently false. Also locked.

I'm more likely to drum on my boobs or the sides of my butt, myself. Idk about air guitar being a guy thing but air sex is absolutely a guy thing.

I shall introduce the pallet of eggs at work to The People's Elbow in your honor.

When I was finishing up my final semester of college, I was staying at a motel down the road during the weekdays. The motel's staff was all young and female except the owner who was an older guy. Not much to do in this town so I stayed in if I didn't have class. One of the girls that worked at the desk was chatting with me and long story short she swung by my room after her shift and we made the sex. I stayed there for a few months and wound up doing something sexual over that time with all but two staff members, one being the owner. That was like the sluttiest I've ever been.

I worked in a Wal-Mart warehouse for a couple years. Don't shop there anymore, unless you count prescriptions. I can get so many more groceries for less if I shop at an actual grocery store. That being said, I used to live in a town where the two grocery stores were a Wal-Mart and a Winn Dixie so I reluctantly shopped Wal-Mart cause Winn Dixie is overpriced.

I'm not sure you can beat the goose honk episode.

I mean tbh I threw my ass around in college and slept with some people then but my sex life plays out like a slapstick comedy show. I'm at the point where I'm not embarrassed about it cause I'm more interested in what the next exciting episode will bring.

Thank you its real.

Halo is a Myth.

Ok so I'm not a virgin but I am really inexperienced. Every time I'm just like "boy howdy let's get in there and solve this mystery."

I feel this. Can't find a puppy for under $2,000 out here. I aint about to drop that kinda money on just the dog itself.

Hey I'm not in my 30s just yet! I got this!

Go back to failing at parkour.

Nope.

Nah I'm good now.