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    Super Mario Bros.
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    Game Theory has a vid about Kirby being an amoeba. So, there's that.
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    This is the most likely scenario.
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    Ah, so I'm not crazy (in this one instance). I haven't seen that movie in so long. I should do something about that.
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    Did... did the remote question your manhood? It did, didn't it? So, you approached it, to scare it a little, to teach it a lesson, but things got out of hand, didn't they?
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    But it's gone because of you. Murderer!
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    Only betas destroy tv remotes, Zeni. *shakes head in disgust*
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    That's amazing! Awesome job!
  10. Houdini Splicer
    Is this from Ninja III: The Domination?
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    Zeni, sometimes, I just want to... Then I remember... Well, you actually are drunk, too. Well, damn.
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    I do. It tends to get in the way. A lot. I either tuck it into my shirt, or just put it in my pocket.
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    At least it's a step up from the urinals at the local YMCA. Ain't that right, Zeni? Nasty bastard.
  15. Houdini Splicer
    It's your body, telling you that you're not an alpha. Never have been, never will be. Oh, and you'll never score with anything other than your hand or a stuffed animal. RIP Tiger.
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    It's because you pass out from that cheap shit you guzzle down, you fucking drunk.
  17. Houdini Splicer
    Go drink your prune juice, old man, and don't forget to change your Depends.
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    Good luck!
  19. Houdini Splicer
    You've been drinking nail polish remover again, haven't you?
  20. Houdini Splicer
    What the hell is this crap?
  21. Houdini Splicer
    " Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
  22. Houdini Splicer
    No, no, I'd like to see him try. Get a camera crew to follow him around. It would be a big comedy hit. Drunk loser gets his ass kicked weekly. Truly, must watch tv (also available online; no one should miss this shit).
  23. Houdini Splicer
    You probably would have shown up at the wrong house, all drunk off of cheap beer.
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    Had some last night that was fried. Very, very tasty.
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    You're a sad, sad, little man, Zeni. A true beta, through and through. *shakes head*
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