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Houdini Splicer

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    Happy Birthday, Mewn!
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    Hmm. Indeed.
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    PSN: Vin_Tybul Right now it's mostly GTA Online on PS4.
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    No, your ass would be falling down the damn mountain, as 'Yakkity Sax' would be playing. Fittingly enough, it would be because your ass would be drunk off of yak piss, or something as equally beta.
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    Don't worry, you are more than making up for it now. Just ask your liver. Damn bottom shelf beta drunk.
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    Thank you, guys. I wish I had an exciting story about drinking, or strippers, or drunk strippers, but all I've done today is try to keep my ass warm.
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    Dammit, Zeni...
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    We can only hope that day is fast approaching.
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    Yes, I, too, sometimes wonder why you are so funny... looking.
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    No.
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    I think the machine uprising will take us out before Zeni's sock babies.
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    At least he'll never procreate, so, that's something positive.
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    Hmm. Please, continue...
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    Bottom shelf liquor rots the brain, it seems.
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    Maybe you should try walking it, fat boy.
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    It's lonely in your little world, isn't it?
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    So, you want to live in the 80's? News flash: you'd still be the beta bottom you are now. *insert fail horn here*
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    And you aspire to be just like him. No, to outdo him. Mission accomplished.
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    I'm the Silvergun Superman. Alright, I'm more like Oscar the Grouch, just without the trash can... for now.
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    So, he's gonna take himself out? Nice.
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