SwimOdin

It’s my new favorite microbrew, and it’s literally three blocks from my house.

This brewery is awesome, btw

Order of the Owl

I mean...it's a sinus infection-induced insomnia, but I think it still counts. How do you people stay up all night? This is awful.

Ginger Nic Cage now, unfortunately

Smells like meat

I'm honestly shocked you're employed.

Damn. I’m a millennial?

Hello. I’m on a business trip and I could hear someone having sex. THis hotel sucks.

Hello

Luuv and I used to talk/debate/argue a lot on AIM and the mod board. We frequently did not see eye to eye, but he was so fucking passionate about whatever the subject, and he helped me see things from beyond my own perspective. I miss him.

“Y’alld’ve done the same thing.” the only acceptable answer.

Don’t mope for too long. Keep dating.

*jimmy johns*

If I have my druthers? Cinnamon rolls.

Yes, I have donated blood.

What a Turbo-Douche

For.

It would be appreciated.

BOTW might, might be my favorite Zelda ever. I’ll have to ruminate in it for a while to really see if it topped Link to the Past.

Store manager

Yeah, to a vegetable once, but then the nurse came in...

Been playing Dark Souls 3, I think I finally love this series

carriage...uh...of justice