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I’m currently on the gulf coast, so…sure hoping this somehow shoots east suddenly.

Next, I want John B. McLemore brought back to life.

Thoughts and prayers

This is MUST SEE TV for me.

You either die a hero or something wrong or something else wrong with you and your heart and mind that you don’t have to get it done

Literally fuck everyone who thinks this is good or funny or anything positive. by literally, I mean with a rotting corn cob

Also, she’s being modest, but it’s @UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS birthday as well.

He’s insane.

If you’re starting to have a nagging ache or pain, get it checked out. Things don’t get better, they just get worse. Your life is more important than your job. Clean a little bit every day or do bite-sized cleaning, or it’ll eventually get overwhelming. Drink water. Value yourself. You’re worthy of love.

Happy birthday us

Never forget

Hi mumbo

Also, should the Bills just play in the Superb Owl now?

Time to get really bummed out! —2022 Atlanta Falcons

It’s embarrassing that this is even a race, let alone close! This man would bring unprecedented levels of incompetence to the senate, and that’s saying something.

Happy birthday. Not enough arch support.

It’s fun living in a purple state, but man are we inundated with ads. If I have to see Herschel lying about being an FBI agent 47 more times I’m gonna go crazy.

I’ve apparently reached my quota. There shouldn’t be a limit at this point, we know they’re just going to fill a landfill otherwise.

It was the boy’s second birthday yesterday and there’s a kid’s Dino event in town. It was such a good day. edit: for context, the third pic is a giant lasagna from bucca di beppo

If internet condoms were a thing, I still wouldn’t click that if I was wearing three of them.

Yep, because it was dangerous Russian propaganda targeting dumbfucks. I’m assuming you have a problem with that.

What kind of autocorrect makes Fauci from Trump? Need to update your firmware.

Oz and Herschel 2024. Crudité and CTE.

If my constituency was that fucking stupid I would ignore them too, and feel proud not being re-elected.

I love the NFL. Calvin Ridley suspended for a year, but sexually assault over 20 women? Good to go. Can’t wait for all the players to wear pink in support of women!