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Shocked he didn’t raise a call to violence, but perhaps he’d listening to his lawyers for once

Snowflakes gonna snow

Let’s not solve actual problems. Instead, let us worry about this.

Psh, they don’t even have a second amendment MUH FREEEDUM

Down with abortions, let them die in schools.

I would *spoiler from TLOU* for this kid

If the last seven years of taught me anything, it’s the crimes committed by Republicans are not illegal

You’re way more than that, buddy. I can’t quite articulate it since I just got home brunch brunch mimosas AND I ate an edible, but…you’re more.

There are both people on good sides

Does it taste like fake marshmallows? Because that’s one of my favorite flavors…I’m a child

When is he fleeing to Russia? My money’s on Monday night.

That seems like a good idea that could absolutely never be abused or lead to fraud.

No apologies required! That’s the fun of cooking, you put in what you want to eat.

I wasn’t until I got married, now I really enjoy doing it. I prefer improvisation to following a recipe, but this is a simple one I came up with that is quick and easy.

Give us your recipes, simple or complex Chicken tortilla soup: 1lb thin sliced chicken 2 chicken broth 2 cans rotell tomatoes 2 cans fire roasted corn 2 cans black beans 2 spicy taco seasoning Sour cream Cilantro Mexican cheese Tortilla chips Avocado Prep chicken by rubbing in taco seasoning with a spoon, then return to refrigerator in ziplock bag. Grill chicken, then cut into small pieces and put in ziplock bag. Later, prep soup by adding chicken broth, then canned good, then seasoning, sour cream and cheese. Add chicken at the end, garnish with sliced avocado, enjoy!

Future fashion icon

My cat is my avatar, she’s 14.

The only brown milk I’m drinking is chocolate

I would be glib, but I have progeny. Time to strap a nuke to Elon Musk and launch him towards it!

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/03/09/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized/index.html Thoughts and prayers. You decide what you’re praying for.

Was this meant as a reply?

Nah they’re still fucking nuts

I’ve had mine for a year now, it’s just the best! Get one!

Been really enjoying how (relatively) close Jupiter has been for the last six months

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?