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I have used body wash for the last 25 years. Bars of soap are almost a foreign concept to me at this point.

Why did anyone give a FUCK what Grey Worm thought? None of the PTA meeting made any sense.

So other than Skiles, we can’t see shit. I figured as much.

Like Brad Pitt’s, post-9/11

My wife got lasik and she loves it. My prescription isn’t bad, but apparently I’m lucky my right eye wasn’t lazy, the left was doing all the work.

I used to wear the blue light blockers, I got. Them built into my current lenses. Do you have blue eyes? I have light sensitivity too.

My wife finally got me to admit my eyesight was lacking, so now I wear glasses. Now I’m curious how many in our community have shitty vision too. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

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Our wedding was one of the most difficult things we ever did. My advice would be to go smaller and not spend a shit ton of money.

Men are stimulated visually. Men want to see nude women. Men share their body parts in an unfortunate bid to see a woman’s. It’s basically a man’s misunderstanding of what women desire; I want to see them naked, therefore they want to see me naked.

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This one is an orange chocolate stout. Their graham cracker stout (The Big Shanty) is my favorite. My wife and I visited it a few weeks ago and had a raspberry white chocolate stout that was incredible, and fucked me up after two.

It’s my new favorite microbrew, and it’s literally three blocks from my house.

This brewery is awesome, btw

Order of the Owl

I mean...it's a sinus infection-induced insomnia, but I think it still counts. How do you people stay up all night? This is awful.

Ginger Nic Cage now, unfortunately

Smells like meat

I'm honestly shocked you're employed.

Damn. I’m a millennial?

Hello. I’m on a business trip and I could hear someone having sex. THis hotel sucks.

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