SwimOdin

Nuclear war is one step closer to Godzilla

The fuck is “Coco Chow”?

My retirement plan is to die, so this fits nicely.

We’re home, didn’t even get rain on the Alabama coast, feeling very lucky.

I’m woefully ignorant, but is there any recourse that can be taken against a judge? Can they be, for lack of a better term, fired? This Cannon seems to be just wonderful…

Mad cow disease

We aren’t as motivated as your average racist.

Somehow we’re not in the path at all. We’re on the coast of Alabama and it’s windy and choppy.

I’m currently on the gulf coast, so…sure hoping this somehow shoots east suddenly.

Next, I want John B. McLemore brought back to life.

Thoughts and prayers

This is MUST SEE TV for me.

You either die a hero or something wrong or something else wrong with you and your heart and mind that you don’t have to get it done

Literally fuck everyone who thinks this is good or funny or anything positive. by literally, I mean with a rotting corn cob

Also, she’s being modest, but it’s @UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS birthday as well.

He’s insane.

If you’re starting to have a nagging ache or pain, get it checked out. Things don’t get better, they just get worse. Your life is more important than your job. Clean a little bit every day or do bite-sized cleaning, or it’ll eventually get overwhelming. Drink water. Value yourself. You’re worthy of love.

Happy birthday us

Never forget

Hi mumbo

Also, should the Bills just play in the Superb Owl now?

Time to get really bummed out! —2022 Atlanta Falcons

It’s embarrassing that this is even a race, let alone close! This man would bring unprecedented levels of incompetence to the senate, and that’s saying something.

Happy birthday. Not enough arch support.

It’s fun living in a purple state, but man are we inundated with ads. If I have to see Herschel lying about being an FBI agent 47 more times I’m gonna go crazy.