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She can’t get enough of me lately. She’s an old lady so I try to let her do it as much as she wants

I grilled some thin sliced chicken breast, seasoned it with cayenne pepper and salt. Steamed some broccoli, and made one of those all-in-one fettuccini alfredo kits, and threw them all together. It was quite good. I love cooking.

The Braves being in the playoffs means baseball exists for me. That was quite a game.

It’s a ftp battle royal kind of based in the Titanfall universe. I enjoyed it in 2019.

49ers are crazy. If they don’t suffer injuries, they’re winning it all.

KOOOOOOOOOOOO I can’t believe they won that. What a brilliant and stupid team.

Bijan Robinson is so good it makes me stupid happy.

I hope there’s another “shot” “chaser” post in this thread. That went well last time.

Fifteenth

My wife and I got into a discussion about what a “dick butt kiss” would be. I first posited that it’s anal sex. She countered that it’s oral sex followed by eating ass. I decided it’s an act performed in a three way when a penis is near an anus, and they are kissed simultaneously by a third partner. RIP

The 4D chess that is the modern Republican Party is well above my comprehension.

The official statement from the office of ghostrek: “ACAB”

Is Scalise better than Jordan? I mean that in the extremely low bar that conservatives meet.

I bit one of my employees.

He will have to once again not suffer the consequences of his actions. Nevertheless, etc…

What a clown fiesta our federal government has become. Just tremendously embarrassing.

He got what he wanted. He was speaker for a little while and it goes into history books.

Been there, done her.

Also, in the Falcons: we can now say the Ridder experiment is not working out. We are about to be TERRIBLE.

It’s weird for me because most women in my life also watch football. This is SEC country though, so we’re an outlier.

The NFL being so thirsty for Swifties is horribly embarrassing.

This is the best week of my life

I read this as Gandalf, and I thought Ian McKellen died. It’s hard to keep up with wizards.

I love to hear when an emergency fund outstrips my life insurance payout.

Not a selfie, but we’re on vacation and I am not sleeping so here’s a Thomas Kincaid shot