SwimOdin

Fifteenth

My wife and I got into a discussion about what a “dick butt kiss” would be. I first posited that it’s anal sex. She countered that it’s oral sex followed by eating ass. I decided it’s an act performed in a three way when a penis is near an anus, and they are kissed simultaneously by a third partner. RIP

The 4D chess that is the modern Republican Party is well above my comprehension.

The official statement from the office of ghostrek: “ACAB”

Is Scalise better than Jordan? I mean that in the extremely low bar that conservatives meet.

I bit one of my employees.

He will have to once again not suffer the consequences of his actions. Nevertheless, etc…

What a clown fiesta our federal government has become. Just tremendously embarrassing.

He got what he wanted. He was speaker for a little while and it goes into history books.

Been there, done her.

Also, in the Falcons: we can now say the Ridder experiment is not working out. We are about to be TERRIBLE.

It’s weird for me because most women in my life also watch football. This is SEC country though, so we’re an outlier.

The NFL being so thirsty for Swifties is horribly embarrassing.

This is the best week of my life

I read this as Gandalf, and I thought Ian McKellen died. It’s hard to keep up with wizards.

I love to hear when an emergency fund outstrips my life insurance payout.

Not a selfie, but we’re on vacation and I am not sleeping so here’s a Thomas Kincaid shot

Mickey found Minnie performing the “goof troop” on Donald.

I do love Michael Keaton…

Rest in pepperonis

I wish I were still on Twitter to see all the cope of the NFT bros

Fuck I hate everything

She’s claiming this was their first date. This is reductive and I personally would never say this, but a person might be quoted as saying, “What a slut.” Or ,“whorebeast.”

Fuck Deshaun Watson.

These people have no ideology. First, you should be able to suss out a person’s political beliefs just by talking to them while dating. Second, since she has no real beliefs of her own, she probably has to be outright told a reductive label to even begin to comprehend on an elementary (literally and figuratively) level. They’re just craven, power hungry sociopaths.