SwimOdin

Never had a one night stand, but I did meet up with a handful of women from the old board and had relations.

Late-stage capitalism is as hilarious as it is sad

Apparently a former employee (F, 25) of mine now has an onlyfans but doesn’t want people she knows to know how to find it, and another former employee (M, mid 50s) is begging her to give him access. I have no problem with sex workers. Dirty old men are gross.

Predator

Lady’s Nite

How different is your life from 19 years ago?

I have a few pair in rotation now after I had double herniorrhaphy surgery in December. They cradled my balls during that time, and now if I’m low on laundry they’re an emergency go-to.

Also, I enjoy food delivery, especially when inebriated.

Seriously though, how did Kentucky produce TWO fucking horrible senators? Like, historically bad.

I had jury duty once in my early 20s, a hysterectomy malpractice suit. It was so fun.

Several. Bloody, yesterday. Today was better. Thanks for asking.

I have a Shell near my house that has for the seven years I’ve lived here that is consistently $1.50 more than anywhere else. I can only assume it’s for money laundering or a front for sex trafficking.

Keep me posted

I’ve been there. Crying, lawnmower, and crying over lawnmowers.

I have been to the mountain

Rare beans

Silverchair

I love this kid

It can also be imbibed.

I have a Ryobi too, love it

They’re more expensive, but I suggest an electric. I’m pretty sure they less frequently catch on fire.

Pools are such a pain, but man do I wish I had one. It’s only 80 right now, feels like heaven!

They’re the best. Don’t have to deal with carburetor problems, you push a button to start instead of pulling the string, it’s quiet, it doesn’t spew fumes all over you, and you don’t have to buy crazy gas. Only downside is my front + backyard is too much for one battery charge.

I took him to show the baby, but I put him back where I found him, and a few minutes later he was gone. I use an electric mower and I love it. If I could rid my life if combustion engine, I would.