SwimOdin

I know what the title of the thread means, but beyond that, this thread is incoherent.

I was at a wedding most of the day. Seems like the whole league went off a bridge. Those are some wild results!

Also, watching Matt Ryan call this game is making me feel real weird.

Ridder looking like a competent QB recently has got me real excited for this Falcons team. I can’t wait to find out how my heart will be broken.

See you all next playoffs! (Only if the Braves are in)

I’m on a staycation so I’m trying my best to convince my wife I should be a stay at home husband (as long as she makes $50k more a year). Easy! Here’s today’s dish, chicken tortilla soup.

Just watched the trailer…what!? Is this just Bloodbourne?

Just bumping to say it’s the best.

May a balloon explode on your dick or whatever. I don’t know how you people do it.

She can’t get enough of me lately. She’s an old lady so I try to let her do it as much as she wants

I grilled some thin sliced chicken breast, seasoned it with cayenne pepper and salt. Steamed some broccoli, and made one of those all-in-one fettuccini alfredo kits, and threw them all together. It was quite good. I love cooking.

The Braves being in the playoffs means baseball exists for me. That was quite a game.

It’s a ftp battle royal kind of based in the Titanfall universe. I enjoyed it in 2019.

49ers are crazy. If they don’t suffer injuries, they’re winning it all.

KOOOOOOOOOOOO I can’t believe they won that. What a brilliant and stupid team.

Bijan Robinson is so good it makes me stupid happy.

I hope there’s another “shot” “chaser” post in this thread. That went well last time.

Fifteenth

My wife and I got into a discussion about what a “dick butt kiss” would be. I first posited that it’s anal sex. She countered that it’s oral sex followed by eating ass. I decided it’s an act performed in a three way when a penis is near an anus, and they are kissed simultaneously by a third partner. RIP

The 4D chess that is the modern Republican Party is well above my comprehension.

The official statement from the office of ghostrek: “ACAB”

Is Scalise better than Jordan? I mean that in the extremely low bar that conservatives meet.

I bit one of my employees.

He will have to once again not suffer the consequences of his actions. Nevertheless, etc…

What a clown fiesta our federal government has become. Just tremendously embarrassing.