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So a blowout is when it gets outside the diaper? Cuz yeah we’ve gotten lucky. He ate an entire thing of blackberries yesterday though, so I may have jinxed myself.

I mean, how does someone have a blowout in a diaper? Like you have no rectum left? I’ve shit more than 3 people will in their lifetime and I’ve never had a “blowout”

Best Harvey Dent. RIP.

Weekly post about why I keep letting the Falcons hurt me

Unintentionally funny headline/image combo

Is this some fetish you’re revealing?

True. I’m a RICO newb.

I mean, yeah, but subverting votes is pretty high on the list of things the government doesn’t like, so even knowing plea deals get lesser sentences, these seem extremely light. Perhaps it’s because Trump and Giuliani are the real targets.

Snowballing, or (the pessimist in me thinks) falling apart. I worry because the consequences seem very low for the guilty parties thus far.

Sounds like kingmaker Gaetz won’t be crowning a new speaker. I want to vomit after typing that.

Nevermind!

Vikings collapse incoming

gotta go to sleep earlier

We went to Waffle House because the grandson wanted it. No diarrhea, so far.

I like Olive Garden, and I post on message boards. I feel like both of those need to be mentioned together, for sundry reasons.

Yeah that was a series of huge plays, too bad the Vikings keep erasing it with penalties.

Will be trick-or-treating in my brother-in-law’s neighborhood with my niece, nephew, and grandson. He wants to be a rainbow dragon, so we’re trying to put that together…

Joe Buck throwing the fire tonight, calling out that flop. Vikings are looking good?

My grandson will do this with me over his mother. I pretend not to love it.

I’m the black sheep, so no. My brother is still a mama’s boy.

I can’t believe they won. This team could be elite, but Ridder blah blah blah

Being a Falcons fan is like being kicked in the balls while getting a root canal and attending a pointless work meeting.

Just got back from an amazing wedding. I wish they were all this fun. Also, the only reason I look good is because my wife dressed me.

I read the first six or seven books, should I watch this? And should I even bother trying to get my wife, who doesn’t usually enjoy fantasy, to watch it?

Couldn’t agree more. My wife will sometime watch dubbed live action, I can’t even be in the room when it’s on. The audio mixing is so poor that even without seeing the mismatched audio-video, it’s off putting enough to make me crazy.