SwimOdin

Packard I am so sorry I’m just now discovering you. You’re a @KaptKrunch character in real life and I support your low IQ posts so hard. Please continue to say the most non sequitur shit that absolutely no one but you understands because it is us who are wrong. Not you. Never you. Thank you.

Got ‘em

You’re an absolute treasure. This is a special night.

Capitalism.

According to Forbes the Jets are worth 6.9 billion. Good investment. The Cowboys are the most at 10 billion, the least is the Bengals at 4.1.

They should fire Woody Johnson, the double dick man.

I am playing video games instead of watching my team get embarrassed. Video games are fun.

I hate everything

I thought I hated country but New Vegas changed that a lil bit. Maybe just classic country western.

Ric Flair is eternal

House? Apartment? Townhome? Van down by the river? House for me, somehow juuuuuuuust at the right time in the market we were able to buy, again, somehow.

I’ve always been me in here. I’m a terrible liar and have no shame.

That was a shitshow.

Falcons absolutely looking like fucking ass when they play the Saints, of course. What is this curse?

You’re a monster

Yes I am baffled as well.

*cries in Yasunori Mitsuda*

Everything You Know Is Wrong is that for me

Put a bunch of salt on it. It will hurt like the surface of the sun in your balls, but it will speed the healing and toughen the skin up. Source: I’m a witch.

I’ve gotta thank Tom Brady. Greg Olsen is on the B team now, so he has done a lot of Falcons games. That’s a win.

Achilles tendon vs anterior cruciate ligament (ACL)

I think he’s gonna have a cannon into his 80s

Holy shit the Saints lost too, to THE PANTHERS. MY COWORKERS ARE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OIT TOMORROW

Turtles in Time is so good, it might be superior

Biscuit is just being called “Fatty Fat” because after feeding her and going to another room to feed the dog, she’s literally eating out of HIS bowl by the time I lift the bag.