André Toulon

Imagine having a kid reference you as second mom and thinking you're one of the kids.

Im completely desensitized to both of those things

Yeah...I feel like it might be off, or not counting certain things as activity, but either way... I'm taking this win. Like, if it said 9 hours, I wouldn't have been surprised. What really wowed me is my day time hours are higher than my night time, but I thought I was online for recreation way more at night...

People who care probably already have their settings tweaked and know about little shit like this, but I dont usually fuck with anything until something pisses me off. So while trying to see just how many pages I have blocked, I came across this... Honestly, I'm so relieved...I mean, it's still a lot, but I just knew it was soooo much more. I think it just means i spend much more time here....which, I'm not completely sure how to feel about that just yet

Lets goooooooo 😆😆😆

Frozen chimichangas

I didnt check kudz' math...but really?

Ok...i guess you just know the correct words to initiate these longwinded replies. But i still dont feel like typing it...the short version is a George Foreman grill/sandwich press will make you an awesome omelette but will fuck your sundown eggs up

See, the issue with Ghostie is he will bump his own threads an hour later and demand interaction "Wat Come on, no bod tink this fuuny" Then he will start tagging. i think he feels hes owed attention and i dont mind giving it to him since i know someone is going to pull the trigger anyway

You're right....Someone must have awakened Lavos

I think thats what annoys me the most....there are hundreds of ways to easily cook eggs, but the way i want them has to be a project. This was actually about to segue into some longwind but i dont feel like typing it with my thumbs

I think it's just the old...i fucked up spaghetti a few weeks ago....dont know what i did wrong, but i fucked up boiling the noodles... How, i dont know, but they were fat and mushy...but i swear i didnt cook them long 🤷🏿‍♂️. Then i completely forgot to season the meat so i figured it was a wrap, but buddy ate it anyway....I made a sammich

I dont like the white part slimy, but i want the yellow runny...its a perfect science that i only get right like 30% of the time....once i fuck up the yolk.... scrambled it is

Sour cream and onion ruffles👌🏿