BlackNoir

..... Wut?

BAN ALL THE ALTS

Ok, so I'm not crazy....Now I just need to find the video Tyson lives too much in his mind for that to be a vacant place. He's intelligent, but uneducated, and occasionally he says something ridiculous. For example, he talks about meeting a woman at a party and being so overcome with lust that he "went into the bathroom and performed fellatio on her."

There is an old Mike Tyson video where he talks about having sex with a woman and he says he performed fellatio on her.....Now I'll assume he means cunnilingus, but now I'm not sure. I want to see it again, but the interview is nowhere to be found....I didn't Mandela effect myself did I.

Holding down that respectable 3.9 on Zomato.....Fit for locals.

At what....Trying to get my fledgling account to DF....Yes, we are at this....again.

We had burgers last night and used pretzel buns....I have no idea how I just discovered these.

Stop trying to discourage me.

I'm almost there....At this rate I may get to DF before June

I'm hungry

Do not do this....At the first sign of bitchiness, look in the various waste receptacles for things that look like tightly wrapped tiny diapers. If you see one, simply nod and grunt for 5-8 days. and avoid sharp objects. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS unless you are ready for really long, emotionally charged answers or want you ass berated for several minutes because "You are so fucking stupid"

"Tim Heide...." *leaves*

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The Bees Milk

I'll do it for free, but luckily I get paid for it.

Malls were awesome....You could have a great date in a mall....Movies, candy shop, some window shopping (or real shopping if i had the money at the time) and an arcade.....Some even had rides.

Doesn't answer my question but ok. I mean i assume you don't but do any.

I think it was an early 2000s thing.....People wanted to see celebrities have sex until we all realized they suck at it. Give me some amateur porn with a real like thot.....There's this one video, with this chick and an automated dildo thingie......Just gold Jerry, GOLD.

I saw a lottery ball machine in a pawn shop once.....That's all I have to offer

I was going to say oil you scalp but I guess white....Wait, do white people do that. White people should do that.

nope

Take the L.

I said what I meant

I like my cheese musty as fuck

I think our current climate of the last few days has been quite inviting for new users....