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BlackNoir

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  1. You're never satisfied....You're Prince's mom
  2. It'sa meeeee, personal contempt.
  3. I was trying to get back to my playing weight (196), but I'm like fuck it.....As long as I stay where I'm at now (214), I'm ok
  4. It'll be over soon
  5. Everyone that owns one of those dolls needs to be on some sort of watch list
  6. I only get notification when people comment on my shit....I don't need to know who reacted and I definitely don't need to know who commented on something i commented on.
  7. I worked in the food industry a large chunk of my teenage life to my mid 20s, and despite all the horror stories i can tell, I still eat fast food. I was never more than a short order cook tho, so as a chef i figure you've seen way worse.
  8. I've been looking at clips of it.....It looks like something i would have enjoyed when i had an attention span.
  9. Oh, weight issues....Yep, that shit'll get you every time.
  10. Don't let these white people get you fucked up.....We don't fuck with shit like that. They always getting eaten by something being nosey......You open that shit, them BAM. You're on trial for Murder. Or there's a cursed doll in it. Or it's the Arc. Or kiddie porn. You knew what you were doing
  11. Nevermind, I misread that.
  12. Where do people even find that shit....Kids used to get it all the time when I was little and i never came across the shit despite living in the wood. My entire childhood was walking through bushes and trees and shit because there isn't a whole lot to do in the deep south.
  13. According to every porn site ever, yes. But I would never attempt to find out on my own.....My first masturbatory experience left my dick hurt and swollen for weeks, probably would have healed sooner, but I couldn't leave it alone.....I needed more of the magical cream pee to come out again. After that though, I have been terrified to do anything to harm it again, and it'll be just my luck something would happen to mine. No thanks.
  14. Wait, so the problem is the cars....Not the dude riding the horse with fecal incontinence?
  15. When the fuck did this happen....I don't recall this movie happening at all. OMG.....What dimension is this.
  16. Man evolved from dinosaurs....That's why there are no dinosaurs. The real missing link
  17. You're right....My alt doesn't have it either...I would assume it's a post count thing....Maybe it'll show up at 500 life DF does.
  18. I remember him looking like Pesci....BUt maybe that was just because he was shot that I made that loose association.
  19. That's how it tastes when I get it at a Chinese place.....But when I get the Stirfry mix from the frozen section it's different, but equally awful.
  20. TBH, I forgot what you looked like to make the comparison....I'll just assume it was kinda like this.
  21. This thread is going places
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