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BlackNoir

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  1. Don't let these white people get you fucked up.....We don't fuck with shit like that. They always getting eaten by something being nosey......You open that shit, them BAM. You're on trial for Murder. Or there's a cursed doll in it. Or it's the Arc. Or kiddie porn. You knew what you were doing
  2. Nevermind, I misread that.
  3. Where do people even find that shit....Kids used to get it all the time when I was little and i never came across the shit despite living in the wood. My entire childhood was walking through bushes and trees and shit because there isn't a whole lot to do in the deep south.
  4. According to every porn site ever, yes. But I would never attempt to find out on my own.....My first masturbatory experience left my dick hurt and swollen for weeks, probably would have healed sooner, but I couldn't leave it alone.....I needed more of the magical cream pee to come out again. After that though, I have been terrified to do anything to harm it again, and it'll be just my luck something would happen to mine. No thanks.
  5. Wait, so the problem is the cars....Not the dude riding the horse with fecal incontinence?
  6. When the fuck did this happen....I don't recall this movie happening at all. OMG.....What dimension is this.
  7. Man evolved from dinosaurs....That's why there are no dinosaurs. The real missing link
  8. You're right....My alt doesn't have it either...I would assume it's a post count thing....Maybe it'll show up at 500 life DF does.
  9. I remember him looking like Pesci....BUt maybe that was just because he was shot that I made that loose association.
  10. That's how it tastes when I get it at a Chinese place.....But when I get the Stirfry mix from the frozen section it's different, but equally awful.
  11. TBH, I forgot what you looked like to make the comparison....I'll just assume it was kinda like this.
  12. This thread is going places
  13. I wish i could animate
  14. This did not go well.
  15. Well, enjoy....I do want to say when i think of manly food, and 'Merica....Lobster doesn't come to mind
  16. I won't get there on this account today....Bout ready to tap out on the shitposting.
  17. Well that wasn't entertaining at all.
  18. I really didn't think about this because I still watch it....We watched it last weekend.
  19. I got to a local butcher for my meat.....I get produce at save-a-lot because theirs is the best and they have shit other stores don't like bok Choy......Boxed shit and snacks...Big Lots. There's Homeland and aldis nearby but I don't really care for any of those except Homeland has a great cheese section. But I'm not a cheese snob so I'll just get that anywhere. dgaf. I don't grocery shop at walmart, but if i need something to eat in a pinch and I'm already in there for something else, I'll get one of their rotisserie birds.
  20. One of my favorite poor man meals back in the day was cubed spam in Mac N Cheese.....I gotta have that again soon. Also baked beans and hotdogs. One time I put cocktail weenies in it and felt like a baller.
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