[classic swim]

Pretty neat. Although, this is my favorite cover of anything by far.

Hey, sexy mama... tickle my bald ass head for me...

Next time you make a deposit, lower your bald head onto her side of the counter for her to caress as she types in your information.

If your company can only run interviews by herding everyone in a smelly little room together, you have no say in what’s unprofessional other than yourself. If it’s not a 1-1 then the recruiter should be openly ridiculed and ashamed.

TiHYDP is too damn funny but I know it’s not really good for my ears for too long.

Waltz for Zizi. Nuff said.

“Hmm, what should I put on my lawn? Garden Gnomes, or a molester doll placed onto a pillory?”

Alright well what if the nostalgia blocks go away anyway and also no Family Guy? What then? I don’t see why FG has to be this ultimatum when Checkered could eventually fail on its own. Your nightmare FOX scenario is something they’re guaranteed to have already thought about, with or without the most popular choice.

Just let Adult Swim pick it back up. They both can be auto-pilot trash but Comedy Central’s the king of that and doesn’t need full dibsies.

Neo Ultra Mike singlehandedly ruined “I will say” for me. It’d always be followed by the most unintelligible fucking non points that would take up the entire page. Good debate, Carl Sagan. Hope he gets stuck in an Iron Lung so maybe he’ll stop fucking following me in places he’s not welcome.

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Did some childhood revisiting. Of all the gentrification and places that have gone to shit, my Blockbuster’s still in the exact same condition as when it closed down. Could still tell it was Blockbuster and I’m satisfied.

Flame wars aren’t real.

I spend 3.79 plus tax on one of these if coffee’s about that range.

^ This was funny in 2004. The younglings watching Smiling Friends want the South Park bit. The people making the show don’t want the 2467th crack at the South Park bit. Maybe there’s one guy who wants a Rick body pillow to ejaculate warmly against, but I think whoever’s watching R&M for most part is going “ now this shouldn’t be anime!”

Nothing else is going on. I’ve surpassed their demographic either way. I don’t have to root for it to fail or anything but it still kind of sucks. Admitting to pursue exploiting a very bland formula depending on an already faded R&M fad isn’t exactly good creative motivation.

Roll some dice in an alleyway.

“Could you imagine a world where employers and landlords are chased and beaten with 2x4s?”

Emulation is what’s going to save these games. I’d love to keep parading physical over digital but greedy people are ruining it for everyone. On top of the systems just being old. I’ll only be sad when my PS2 Phat dies after 25 years.

Mine’s just about done. The battery got real fucky the other day. I don’t wanna buy a replacement that’ll be twice of what I spent in the first place but I don’t know otherwise. Chinatown Wars is the only game that even requires the Select button (broken button) so profusely. VCS on the PS2 is also a stupid fortune.

GTA 1 or Race’n’Chase I do like how easily free and accessible it is on desktop. Just too bad there’s no mobile component.