[classic swim]

I could buy the perfect steak well below ten bucks over here (as of now). If I have one at the bar then there’s also me having 4-5 beers to even that tab out. It’s really the chicken that they always overprice to death.

Banks should be fully open all the time, basically. They’re banks. Don’t care how cruel it is for any of them to work a few hours on a Saturday when their job is to handle your money. Anyone else would be expected to work themselves to the bone all day every day.

Very rarely do I even need to say “yes, ma’am” or “thank you” out in public anymore. This decade’s all about taking core values you were taught in life and throwing that useless shit straight out the window. Sharing air with these fucking idiots on the road is already a dire inconvenience.

Manhunt - PS2

HBD

Keep trying out there, ghostrek. I believe in you and want you to do better.

IV - Xbox

We need to start working on your campaign so we can impress the bank teller lady and get her to sit on your face.

Everyone will vote for you when you pop a load in a bitch’s ass like this.

Do I still get to be your Vice President?

You just need a big booty in your face.

CC Chuck Wendig: put it in your mouth and pull.

1.) You follow him to a public restroom. He’s using a stall, and you kick that stall door down and go “you a BIG ASS BITCH!” Then you throw something at his face and run out the bathroom as fast as you can. - - - - - - - - 2.) You’re in the passenger seat of a moving car. He’s walking on the side of the road. You roll up and toss a whole plate of spaghetti at the back of his head and go “bon appétit!” in a funny Luigi voice when driving away. - - - - - - - - 3.) You run up to him as he’s going down steps, and ya do a hook kick to his ass and balls so he tumbles and busts his ass down the stairs a little bit.

Started out as me hackingly showing people stuff I taped way back when, and enough time’s passed to where some of those phone camera shots themselves are like ten years old. It’s not that I’m proud of or even ashamed of past projects, but I’ve tried to make them count for myself. Even when the passion isn’t really there anymore.