[classic swim]

Shut the fuck up.

Cunts don’t really make up my OST. Something for the stupid fuck taking the sloppy seconds.

I just hate stores where the quarter bullshit is involved, even though you do get your quarter back. Some are even courteous there and just give you the cart that they’re done with before you go inside.

I’ve watched it both liquor’d up and sober and still put it in my top five. Some made it known they were getting hammered while producing shows. Even then, I don’t put it past anyone to just make fucked up shit for the sake of it. The Venture guys also hated people calling their stuff “insane.” I guess part of what made the stoner shit so annoying was people not used to having non boring comedy on late-night TV.

When “stoner” was the prevalent phrase used for [as] stuff, I always tore that to shreds because it was never once funny or clever to say. But I’m starting to think the use of the word “cynical” these days is also incredibly stupid and irritable. Fanboys just need buzzwords and labels to cling to or else they die.

I want to make a good low budget, standard def inner-city film. I’d wanna have it done as traditionally as possible. Grainy skyline, flashy cars, gunfights with obnoxious SFX. If I can have it produced at least as competently as something from the 70s, mission accomplished. But I know next to shit about directing and hiring a swarm of people.

Adult males doing this challenge should probably wear nothing but a diaper just to further add insult to injury.

“You can’t lathh two minuths in my world!” Well, maybe not two, but I know it’d be a good minute-and-a-half if I had went to see a movie.

You forgot when he told that reporter he was going to fuck him in the ass profusely. Which was also out of primordial instinct just like this!

No one wants to be a team player. But you??? I believe in you most of all.

Nah he would but I just wanted to keep things tasteful.

Hmm, well.....

Some leeway for the sake of gender inclusivity: Ladies squatting over Mr. Tyson will be left entirely optional. You can do the Castro laugh as you’re peeing into a hefty pail container. Then you can just dump it at his face as he’s getting up like he’s a softball coach.

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid.

He already has money!

While Castro’s dead now and wasn’t deceased in the year 1990, you’re still only doing a mere imitation and he’ll be too out of it to possibly know the real reference. But yes that was quite a good impression.

Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt.

You get an extra 5 million if you rub your nuts across his face (whilst pissing) to wake him up a little faster.