[classic swim]

It’s a sham and always has been. No deluded person has believed in the Nuclear family for over twenty years. The ones getting married now are deep in the God cult and just wanna waste money on a good “we’re fucking until we’re not” ceremony for all their stupid trash family and friends.

I just need this weekend to go exactly the way I need it to go and I won’t give a fuck about nothing for the rest of the year.

Seven people (7) waiting in front of me at the butcher shop. One working the register was 75 and very obviously needed to be in a fucking nursing home or a farm. Finally gets to me, paid double the usual price and then had to go all the way back in line to the other employee because his Alzheimer’s made him forget a goddamn purchase was just made. Not mad at him for not being able to remember his daughter but holy fucking shit should he not have to work there.

Deodorant! What’s that?! A’HYUCK H’YUCK H’YUCK H’YUCK

I had no idea.

If she’s Dracula’s granddaughter, then that means she’s got the vampire genes and naturally feeds on human blood and has to feast on the living. For her to have an eating disorder, you’re either suggesting the inherent given from her mythos or she’s deliberately rejecting her very hunger for mortals.

Take that, Hollywood!

Originally when I really made this a fuckshit post... I was initially gonna say a woman with raven hair whom you hold in high regard. I mean it’s a cheeseburger. If you want cheddar jack or whatever you can have that. Unfortunately, this isn’t a cash prize like I’ve offered before. It’s a very intimate and loving request for her to sniff and laugh at ur cheeseburgers.

Hey ghostrek, she wants to sniff your nohohohohohohos, your nohohohohohohos, your nohohohohohohos, your nohohohohohohos

Hooray for Valentine!!

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Please don’t get humor off his misery.

You told me in the ghostrek group chat before that you thought you were gonna get fired. But if they know you’re not the aggressor here then I don’t know.

I could speak ill on him but I turned into him in a lot of ways. We’re both failures except he was the more successful failure.

Shouldn’t tell on myself too much but I handled the one in my extended family who liked hitting his wife.

I got called a dinosaur for not having an iPhone 10 or above when it’s the exact. Same. Fucking. Device. Wouldn’t give two fucks what phone I have even if we weren’t living in the Great Depression. And we are.

Can’t say this is phase 2 after the Adult Swim movies because yeah how many fucking Adventure Time things do you need? Craig & Genndy were real General Audience type nuts earlier into their careers, so Foster’s going full preschool is kinda lame but oh well. I think PPG is just not gonna happen lol.

Just so you know ghostrek, if that flag falls off your tailgate and is desecrated; I’ll personally come find you and place you under citizen’s arrest. You’ve been warned.

Watched this movie my whole life and don’t think I’ve ever noticed how well Tommy’s hitguy blends in almost directly after the Batts chapter.