[classic swim]

Little ‘s

He was motel Shoney’s Bear when his wife wouldn’t sniff and play with his tater tots, so he undid his pants to let his naked ass out dancing and singing “oh let the siiiideho begin!”

Looks like he’s getting his ass took with a gorilla shit dick hahahahahaha

Hey ghostrek, she wants to sniff and play with your choppie woppies.

There’s a ‘Tangy Pickle’ flavor that’s... not entirely the same but it’s got a similar taste. Found it at the gas station awhile ago and not sure how long it’s existed. But if I’m right and they both taste alike, I don’t see why they don’t just rebrand delicious cheeseburger flavored Doritos since nobody seems to be interested in Pickle Flavor Doritos. It’s likable to me but everyone else is gonna see the bag of chips and not want it.

She made Pooh turn into an angry rabbit puppet toggling the Paramount Plus commercials going “Beavis and Butt-Head... what the fuck?!?!”

Goes into Carl’s Jr. and screams “WAiiiiiiiiiLLLL!”

Threw a rubber stress ball at the back of Guster’s head and Guster got up from her recliner and went “goddamnooot!”

I can *kinda* get not being able to sell me deli fried chicken at 1AM... but when it’s SUMMER TIME and not even 9PM I mean come on. I don’t live in New York or anywhere that matters to actual Americans but for a country that prides itself on overworking and underpaying late shift, why strip them of decent hours to eat. Any of the dozens of times I’ve griped about my addiction, all my hotspots are really down the street for me to walk. Even if I didn’t admittedly have addiction problems, I would still bitch about Cinco de Mayo not having places open on a Sunday.

I’m pretty sure before both Adult Swim and Family Guy that Cartoon Network would air Wait Till Your Father Gets Home (All in The Family HB knockoff) during the late hours and it’s strange to think about that timeline now. I’m glad at least some of my tapes I got on my laptop, even when I need a hard drive or disc. Looking back, I’d consider 2006 the best [as] year ever except they stopped being as vocal like years before and mainly pumped the Fix in bumps all the time. Later it was Super Deluxe they amped constantly.

Currently has 28 hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.

Almost ten years ago, an autistic Mario and Ocean Dub Dragonball fan made an hour long stream exposing a fart/scat fetishist comic creator by showing the material and screaming like Bender from Futurama the entire time. To this day some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

There’s little to no chemistry compared to The Flintstones. Fred would scream at Barney or Wilma and the show would be so fucking funny before Pebbles & Bam-Bam & Gazoo & that weird pet kangaroo thing Barney purchased near the end of the show. Mr. Spacely the boss was funnier than George Jetson the main character. Fred was an angry psychopath in the early episodes and George was a spineless pushover. The original Jetsons even lasted one season for sucking.

I could never bring myself to watch The Jetsons Movie. I find 80s Jetsons very repulsive, the annoying little alien creature I’m guessing was there to promote a toy no one remembers. They gave Cogswell weird eyes so he wouldn’t look like Mr. Slate anymore. The charm was just gone.

It sucks I still have to wait a few hours just to eat lunch somewhere. I don’t want to eat breakfast. I get loaded at 1am and walk to the corner store to buy chicken and they don’t even have it. Woke up with a bag of beef jerky next to me.