[classic swim]

Ate grilled cheese off the radiator.

Remembers that time in August when he tossed those raw steak strips into the garbage and saw that the sun had them fully cooked by the end of the day.

Wanted to eat the fish that got effed up from all these car batteries.

A game that’ll take 8 hours to finish is getting praise simply for being 50 dollars and that’s so fucking bleak.

Saw Mr. Hoonie on his knees and took the opportunity to reach his hands out and shake Mr. Hoonie’s head and face a little bit.

A stripper saw him stuffing his face with club wings and asked if he knows how to use a fire extinguisher.

Made his own brand of milk with his namesake. ”Got Seight?”

He wants Yoko to live inside his butt to break up the shit inside his butt.

Little Havana has been changed to Little Cuba. Ambrosia biker gang outside of Vice is called Final Chapter MC. Est. 1982. Not connected to Lost MC or Angels of Death. TLAD did say Angels had a base in Vice City, but so much has been retconned even going back to IV so it’s doubtful they’re included. Think it was obvious Escobar International would have its name changed. Don’t know what’s happened since 2008 that’s made the state of Florida immune to being directly called upon with this series. Dumb.

Don’t think I really like the fact Vice City’s got its own Vinewood sign now, but Ocean Beach staying intact gives me confidence as it’s pretty hard to fuck up.