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[classic swim]

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  1. Phone battery constantly eating shit and I’m just over it. Was like that before the cold. Takes like an hour to get to 100 or even 80%, uncharge it and the motherfucker depletes itself to death in 20 minutes tops.
  2. I’d pay a woman to stick her face in Gemini’s beefy fucking armpits that smell like Hardee’s ketchup.
  3. Johnny: You’ve lost your fuckin’ mind...
  4. “Okay boys, the time for pussy licking and ass kissing is over. We are brothers for life. Lost forever. In these perilous times, it's more important than ever that you follow your leader.” - Billy Grey
  5. Billy: I think he was a Serb, Brian. Brian: Fuckin’ Slav scumbag all the fucking sa- Billy: Shut the fuck up!
  6. Billy Grey: Brothers, I just got word that Jason’s been killed up in Broker. He was bangin’ some Russian broad and her heavy duty father didn’t much like it— Brian: He hired a fuckin’ polack to do it.
  7. - It’s War. • 2008 Lost MC handle some territorial attacks from Angels of Death. Peace and prosperity be damned, my brotha.
  8. Billy: Come on, brothers, get on your bikes. These Deadbeats have been taught a valuable lesson about respect!
  9. Niko: I’ve killed the biker. I don’t know how happy your daughter will be. Mikhail: I don’t care about her happiness. I care about discipline and loyalty. Thank you, Niko.
  10. - No Love Lost. • 2008 Niko Bellic has effortlessly slain Jason Michaels. Jason was gunned down before he could run to his boy Johnny for help.
  11. Niko: Step away from Mr. Faustin’s daughter. Jason: Fuck you! This ain’t Russia, and we ain’t communists.
  12. “Let the good times roll.” - Billy Grey
  13. Jason: I'm seeing this hot Russian broad over on Firefly Island. Gonna drink her daddy's expensive vodka and fuck her under the pier.
  14. - Angels in America. • 2008 Peace is officially broken with the Lost and AOD cocksuckers.
  15. “Billy, Johnny... we got a couple of fuckin’ Deadbeats outside.” - Jason Michaels
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