[classic swim]

- No. 1 (cont...) • 2008 Niko earns 1st place rather flawlessly. Brucie gifts Niko the Comet as a token of gratitude. The two agree to stay good pals and enjoy the fine virtues of bling, only without the roid-induced hitwork.

- No. 1. • 2008 Niko’s embracing the fast life with Brucie by gearing up for a race. Brucie had a luxury yellow Comet from his boy Stevie.

Niko: I’m an immigrant, and a hired gun, and you’re a steroid junkie, but we get along. Brucie: We’re winners, man. Fucking winners.

... • 2008 Disregarding warnings to stay away from Hove Beach - - the Bellic cousins stop by Comrades Bar and toast to late Vlad.

Roman: Listen, Niko. I received an email from your mother. Niko: Yes - maybe she get heavily involved in car jacking and spend some time doing hits for the mob? Roman: It was just an idea. I thought maybe she’d find America exciting. Niko: Yes - she loves crack dealers! Don’t you remember? How she couldn’t move back on our farm because of all the heroin dealers and the coke whores and the arms smugglers? She would love it here!

... • 2008 Niko’s been so caught up in the lethal business that he kinda forgot about Michelle. First, she’s asked if Roman could be connected. Now she’s asking about Vlad.

Dork adolescent: That’ll be 14.86 Fucking knob with long smelly line of frumpy assholes behind him: Huh-ha you know if you’ve ever see the northern lights at the right angle Me: IM FIFTEEEEYEEEN FOR A MOMENT, CAUGHT IN BETWEEN TEN AND TWENTY AND I’M JUST DREAMANNINNNN

She saw a robot pick up a sausage and went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stole eggs from an ostrich.

Brucie: How was your date, bro? Niko: Not so good. I don't think we'll be seeing each other again.

French Tom: Do you know Gay Tony? Runs Hercules and Maisonette 9. I'll tell you a secret, he pretends to have the dollars but he's broke as hell - the loser. If there's one thing that I hate more than fat people and cripples, it is poor guys. Niko: Is that why you borrow money that you can't pay back?

- Out of The Closet (cont...) • 2008 You never know who’s going to turn up when you’ve met someone online.

SweetBellic - 30 LOC: Liberty City JOB: Sugar Daddy SEXUALITY: Gay BUILD: Athletic ABOUT ME: I am a vulnerable guy who needs to be held in big strong arms. I am a man in need of looking after. I want to be told that I am the only guy in the world. I’ve got a shit load of cash and want to spend it on the first guy I meet. Hey man, I’ve got so much lettuce I could open a salad bar. It’s all you can eat when you’re rolling with me. That’s how I roll. LIKES: Needs to have big arms. Defined delts, lats, and triceps a must! Money. Dollar bills, baby. All that shit. Men who let me pay the check. Bling. Bodies. Hell yeah! Don’t mind people who use bull shark testosterone as long as they don’t have funny balls. DISLIKES: Weird balls. People who take money and go into hiding and think they ain’t ever going to be found (joke). Hot women, titties, all that straight shit. America’s Next Top Hooker - if they did that show with rent boys maybe I’d watch it.

- Out of The Closet. • 2008 Brucie hatches up a scheme to get debt repaid by going after Rivas’ cousin, French Tom.

Roman: Niko, you wanna go on a date? Niko: Eh...ok. Who is she. Roman: That’s the thing, it’s a guy. Niko: Fuck you.

... • 2008 Diablos have long since reinvented themselves as Spanish Lords. The reason being that an increasing number of members are fresh blood from Puerto Rico. OGs before were from Mexico and San Andreas. Diablo modded gangcars also became too flashy and obvious for LCPD to identify.

Dimitri: Niko Bellic, we did not find your body with the others in the warehouse. Mr. Bulgarin and I were very disappointed. Niko: I was loyal to you, Dimitri. Why did you turn on me? Dimitri: You think I could survive in a cesspit of a city like this by aligning myself with a bottom feeder like you? You, who has so many enemies? You robbed Bulgarin, you killed Mikhail. You know no more of loyalty than I do. Niko: You know why I killed Faustin. It was not my choice. Dimitri: I will find you, Niko. I have burnt you and your cousin out of Hove Beach. I will smoke you out of any other hiding place you have in this city. See you soon, Niko.

Bohan • 2008 The birthplace of rap and hip-hop. Notorious for higher crime rates, gang violence and drug trafficking over the other boroughs.