[classic swim]

- The Snow Storm. • 2008 Elizabeta and Little Jacob were arguing because Jacob lost some coke through a bad contact. Niko’s taking the stuff back from Spanish Lords and Angels of Death.

“Fat bumbaclot pussyhole gal.” - Little Jacob

- The Puerto Rican Connection. • 2008 Manny has Niko follow the train.

Gangster: YO, Pathos! You a bitch and you suck dick!

TLAD Gang Wars #1-5. • 2008 Within Alderney and Liberty jurisdictions, the Lost MC tear-and-run on the Angels of Death and any unsuspecting fools linked to the criminal world.

Jim: Johnny, it’s me, Jim. Wanna roll on some Deadbeats? Johnny: What a fantastic idea, James. I’ll see you at yours.

Niko: Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever, and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny. Roman: My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell the other day.

The face he made when he knocked over the coleslaw at dinner and his granny got up to SPANK HIS ASS!

Ashley: Teach me, baby. It's the only way I'll learn. Make me hurt. Johnny: You're making yourself hurt already, you fuckin’ idiot.