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[classic swim]

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  1. Mallorie: Niko, I heard that Michelle was a cop or a fed or something, is it true? Niko: I don't know what she is, but she was lying to us all along and now I'm paying for it.
  2. Niko: I guess I have met some interesting people. Roman: Please tell me you are talking about twins and bleached blond hair and D-cup titties. You're a wile man, NB. Niko: I'm afraid I haven't meet these women of your dreams, Roman. No, I referring to a Deputy Police Commissioner called Francis McReary, an Irish hood called Packie, an African American drug dealer who calls himself Playboy X, some outlaw bike guy named Johnny, and a doctor who buys dead bodies so he can sell the organs. If you're losing money at the tables you might be able to sell some body parts to him for a quick buck. Roman: How much does a kidney go for nowadays?
  3. Little Jacob: Wha'gwan me brother, it's me, Jacob. Yo, you wan' get some food? Niko: Shit, Jacob, I'm sorry. I'm already hanging out with two friends. I've kind of got my hands full looking after them.
  4. - Have a Heart. • 2008 Manny & Jay are stiff in the trunk, and await the illegal organ doctor outside Zhou Ming’s nightclub.
  5. Niko: ...Well, he said he was going to bust a dealer...
  6. Elizabeta: What is this Manny? For fuck's sake. Manny: The streets have spoken. Now leave my people ALONE!
  7. “It’s the streets, man! Now, word up, bitch, you betta stop slinging that shit on my streets, yo! We don't want it anymore! Hey, yo!” - Manny Escuela
  8. “Being tough in a man’s world... guess I wasn’t so tough, huh?” - Elizabeta Torres
  9. ... • 2008 Timid girlfriend was tedious IAA case worker. If Niko wanted pussy anytime soon, he’d have to either grab a hooker or go on Love Meet.
  10. Michelle: Hey, you know, you could have gone down too, if you weren't so useful. Niko: You fucking bitch.
  11. “You see, Niko, I have been working for the government. I'm afraid it's my job to watch you.” - Michelle/Karen
  12. “Jacob, what are you talking about? You know, I think you’re smoking too much.” - Niko Bellic
  13. - The Snow Storm (cont...) • 2008 Niko Bellic escapes the old hospital now swarming with N.O.O.S.E agents.
  14. Niko Bellic: Shit! Speaking of fucking pigs, I think I have company.
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