[classic swim]

- Bang Bang. • 2008 To further assist Rocco Pelosi with his union blues, Luis Lopez bombs a few Liberty City Transport targets (including the big crane on Frankfort Ave) and has the city declare terrorism.

Morning showers are the most you can feel refreshed even doing all-nighters. I just wish I didn’t have to scrub my dick like a drill sergeant December-April because hot water always shitting the bed.

- Club Management. • 2008 Luis does security some nights for Maisonette 9. Gay Tony has the occasional celebrity friends pop in the franchise clubs. Clay “PG” Jackson, Kerry McIntosh, Poppy Mitchell, Al Di Napoli, etc...

TBOGT Drug Wars #1 • 2008 Armando has asked Luis to go along with him and Henrique on a series of drug deals throughout Liberty City. Luis helps the two steal product from rival gangs, with the payout always increasing on infinite amount of jobs.

- Stubbs’ Dirty Laundry. • 2008 Thomas Stubbs has a lucrative string of jobs to pay Klebitz for. Killing/framing fellow congressmen, freeing a CEO from FIB officials, as well as planting a bug on the car of Deputy Mayor, Bryce Dawkins.

Stubbs: Johnny, hi. I’m in a meeting with the mayor. Johnny: Oh, can you give him a big fuck off from me when you got him?

Packie McReary: Happy thoughts! Puppies, and little girls smiling and clowns and all that shit.

Kate McReary: Why don't you want to live? To live a normal life, I mean - get married, have kids. Not steal, rob, kill. It can't be easier than having a job, I mean? Niko Bellic: I don't know. I have lived a complicated life. I was in a war. Kate McReary: Sounds like you still are.

ghostrek you should let scoobdog mash his lusciously round pale posterior across your mug and really just grit your teeth along the peach fuzz of his tender buttcheeks

I was expecting Michael to look worse. If the trailer hadn’t popped up after glancing at a screenshot I would’ve just called it more clickbait.

A part of me would’ve retched *or wanted to retch* if Viacom got it. But I’m just not in the demographic for any of their shit anymore, and should’ve saw this coming. They killed Blockbuster.

... • 2008 Niko carried on the urban legend of Claude Speed in the Liberty underworld. Everyone knew Niko as the guy to get a job done professionally.

Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass. Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision.

Niko: You should know that he asked me to end you first. He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it. Dwayne: Shit, man. He was a good kid back in the day. Always hungry though, always wanted more. Niko: You can't predict what people will become. Dwayne: You right. I can't give you no money for helping me, son. But I got the deed to Playboy's fancy silk sheet loft. You can have it.

Niko: You didn't change the game, the game changed you.

Playboy X: But it's killed or be killed out there. And you got a lunatic after you? Man, you dumb.