[classic swim]

... • 2008 Brucie’s older brother Mori Kibbutz is in town. Mori’s a bit like Rocco. Spray tan gorilla knob who gave Tony Prince money in the past, and is making Luis pay for it.

Happy birthday!

I’m gonna follow you around everywhere and use the car horn repeatedly.

Stole a wagon load of Mr. Hoonie’s circus peanuts.

Ray: What do you mean, you took 'em out? I just wanted you to get the ice back. I didn't say nothing to you about killin’ those boys.

Luca: You and me can go to Venturas, no one's ever gonna find us!

- Meltdown. • 2008 Luca’s crew tried pulling one over on Ray Boccino with those diamonds. The get-rich scheme doesn’t end so well when Niko Bellic is the one they send. Niko kills the gang of thieves over in the old city toilets where Machowski used to lurk around. Successfully retrieving what was stolen.

Tuna: Fuck you, ya cabbage-eating prick.

Ray Boccino: We got a problem. Niko: Who? You and me?

Niko: This ain't the easiest way to pick this shit up, even if we don't want to attract any attention. Luca: Yeah, me and Tuna was saying that before yous got here. We was saying that there's a lot of opportunities for this to go wrong. The bag could split. The diamonds could go missing real easy.

TLAD Gang Wars #5-15 • 2008 Klebitz and Lost MC have been on a tear with the Italian Mob since the Angels of Death have grown weaker. Granted, Ray and Pegorino aren’t with the Commission... but some guys that Lost go after are.

Niko: Did these bikers get so fucked on meth that they threw the ice away? Luca: Nah. It seems the club owner's got more connections than a subway line. He's in with the Ancelottis, the Dominicans up in Northwood, everybody. Ray came up with this plan to keep a bit of distance between us and the robbery. The bikers is taking the heat for this shit.

Luca: Ray got that tweaker chick of his, the biker broad. You met her? Niko: Yeah, she's pretty strung out. Luca: Ray got her to get her friends to steal the ice off some club owner guy. Her friends are the Lost biker gang. Niko: I think I worked with a member of that gang up on Bohan. He was called Johnny or eh, something.

- Taking in The Trash. • 2008 Niko does his part for waste management and picks up Ray’s stashed diamonds with Luca Silvestri’s crew.

Ray: All this'll be over soon.

Ashley: I'm fucking coming down, asshole. I feel like death.

“I look after my friends... I got a lot of friends. Important friends. Jimmy Pegorino is a personal friend of mine, more or less...” - Ray Boccino

Oh yeah. Watch one “episode” of a direct to DVD movie on one night, then supposedly watch the remaining thirty minute parts on two whole other nights. Complete horseshit. Not even Comedy Central was that bad.

So it’ll be the 18th time Home Movies will air decently for like a minute and promptly kicked off for eating shit in Robert & Martha ratings? Or will Home Movies be a 4AM graveyard show because Futurama can’t be a 4AM graveyard show like they want?