Insipid

Good job, being a bitch finally paid off. But really, the other bitch might just not have read it due to a low reading comprehension, as she didn't know what a hospice was. They do let real idiots become rental property managers these days.

You know, I thought the answer involved vagina somehow. 🙃

I've had it many times. I like squid more for the chewier texture; octopus is softer and has more flavor.

I believe it's actually a small octopus, but no, never done it. I actually want to though, lol

I ordered takeout from a hibachi place tonight. I ordered the grilled squid and they gave me cheap calamari with tonkatsu sauce. Quite pissed about that. 🙃

Too easy.

i remember one time you made thread announce horny it was funny like broom closet store

I heard the story about him being pushed down a staircase as a child before. i never knew the reason behind it. He really is an irredeemable piece of shit.

Give an inch, take a mile. I'm in a similar situation with my coworker and giving her rides home. The past two times, she invited people. I'm not a taxi driver. I'm giving her a bullshit excuse today, and in the future I'm not doing carpool shit unless I become friends with the coworker, which has happened in the past too at a different job and ended more amicably. I've been giving this woman rides because she complained to the boss that her uber fare was too expensive and he suggested asking me to help. I checked and she can learn how to use the bus, but she said she doesn't know how. Not my problem anymore.

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If you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me? And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue would you lie to me and call me baby?

I bought this meal kit at thw grocery storw. I thought it was a simple thing you just put in a pot and heat up, but no. It had you cutting the meat and vegetablea, making sauce, etc. I now know how to make my own version of chicken tika masala, lol

close yo legs then, ho.

All edibles did was make me laugh at dumb shit. Smoking didn't have that effect on me, oddly enough. I don't really blaze anymore.

Happy birthday JeffChao. Happy birthday JeffChao.

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Buffalo Wild Wings has always had shit food. You go there for fun with family and friends, not the food.

I heard you attain Nirvana by using a Neti Pot with unfiltered water from the Ganges. Neti is a Hindi word anyway. 😱

Because RACG is there, right? Go out with her already.

It's no fun if you make it this easy.

psychosomatic matriculations

fistula

pussyfart

This gets you off? Ok.