Insipid

Good because we both remember it was Packard and still is the case here at the UEMB.

ICE 🙃

Spaghetti with meat sauce a parmesan cheese, a garden salad with balsamic vinaigrette, and an orange.

The English-speaking world is just retarded.

If the shoe fits, ghostie . . .

I'm practicing intermittent fasting because I got fat since the ASMB days.

Yeah girl, mani/pedi package, full Brazilian, yoni steaming, feeling all fresh and shit.

Nah, when you're a kid Charmander was the worst, as the first gym was rock type.

😱

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”

Whey protein has heavily inflated. It used to be 55 dollars for 5 lbs, but now it's 85 dollars for 5 lbs. Ridiculous.

I reached owl just before Barack Obama became elected as the first black president. #sheneedstobeheretoo

Twilight is like soccer

😂 Oh wait, gotta use the older one.

sorry bud, I would have gladly accompanied you had you said the more srs 5ever

Will Totally Spies! replace UEMB?

Donald Trump had a pretty adult swim attitude, in a Tim and Eric kind of way.

Remember pushkin? She was a huge cunt and the queen of rants.

Boku no Pico

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We roleplayed things

w00t z0mg 1337 h4x

Apart from current events being discussed, it really seemed that most babbling threads weren't that different from IB threads until like 2006. That was around the time I migrated to IB too, although I frequently ventured into babbling. All those teenagers getting banned calling the babblers or IBers gay, lawl.

Two things I don't miss about the ASMB are the censorship and the inability to post images.