Insipid

I ordered takeout from a hibachi place tonight. I ordered the grilled squid and they gave me cheap calamari with tonkatsu sauce. Quite pissed about that. 🙃

Too easy.

i remember one time you made thread announce horny it was funny like broom closet store

Give an inch, take a mile. I'm in a similar situation with my coworker and giving her rides home. The past two times, she invited people. I'm not a taxi driver. I'm giving her a bullshit excuse today, and in the future I'm not doing carpool shit unless I become friends with the coworker, which has happened in the past too at a different job and ended more amicably. I've been giving this woman rides because she complained to the boss that her uber fare was too expensive and he suggested asking me to help. I checked and she can learn how to use the bus, but she said she doesn't know how. Not my problem anymore.

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If you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me? And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue would you lie to me and call me baby?

I bought this meal kit at thw grocery storw. I thought it was a simple thing you just put in a pot and heat up, but no. It had you cutting the meat and vegetablea, making sauce, etc. I now know how to make my own version of chicken tika masala, lol

close yo legs then, ho.

All edibles did was make me laugh at dumb shit. Smoking didn't have that effect on me, oddly enough. I don't really blaze anymore.

Happy birthday JeffChao. Happy birthday JeffChao.

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Buffalo Wild Wings has always had shit food. You go there for fun with family and friends, not the food.

I heard you attain Nirvana by using a Neti Pot with unfiltered water from the Ganges. Neti is a Hindi word anyway. 😱

Because RACG is there, right? Go out with her already.

It's no fun if you make it this easy.

psychosomatic matriculations

fistula

pussyfart

This gets you off? Ok.

Summoned only once, had to sit through a week-long trial as a juror. I actual don't mind being a juror.

I don't recall asking anyone of health matters. I can breathe through my nose, just not optimally.

Menthol up the sinuses sounds quite painful. And this is coming from someone who used to love vaping menthol flavored shit. Kind of like netipot, but better. Netipot only relies on gravity, but sinus rinse has pressurized spray going up your nostril.

It's basically a douche for your nostrils, and it feels like you're drowning . . . but once it's all done you feel your sinuses are fresh, like fugg's hooha.

I approve of the obnoxious title.

Murakami is a shit.