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    Writes product slogans for a living. Most popular one is “By Mennen”.
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    Wasn’t supposed to tell everyone that.
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    Took 29 pages of this thread to bust out that zinger.
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    Wishes he was a fish.
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    Most overly happy music just fills me with rage. I feel like I’ve posted a variation of this opinion before but I don’t care. It bears repeating.
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    Grilled chicken legs & fries.
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    Needs to know that I’m just along for the ride and have exactly zero interest in getting nude.
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    Owns a nudist colony.
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    Threatens to file a noise complaint every time someone opens their mouth.
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    Why are so many people so intent on turning me into a complete asshole? I’m just trying to live my life in relative peace.
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    That's odd. I've tried mobile and desktop. Everything's normal on my end.
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    Hosts a nudists murder mystery theater event every Thursday night.
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    Happy birthday, Kingdom Hearts person I don’t know.
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    Pretty sure all we got was a really nasty thunderstorm and some strong winds. I haven’t seen or heard about any damage.
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    Came up with the idea for “Naked and Afraid”.
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    Is in the process of organizing the world’s largest Macarena flash mob.
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    Everyone in my city has been losing their minds all day because we’re supposed to get some really bad weather in a few hours. I’m going to laugh my ass off when all we get is a few thunderstorms.
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    Writes down every single post before typing it out.
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    Is a world-class kazoo player.
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    Has broken out of many maximum security prisons using nothing but a smile and an empty paper towel roll.
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    Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass certain UEMBers.
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    I’m just a few hours south of you and in the same boat. Godspeed and good luck, Odin.
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