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The_annoying_one

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  1. Knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up with whatever condiments you need.
  2. Was selected to take part in a national survey regarding which Spice Girl was actually the spiciest.
  3. That feeling when even a nice shower doesn’t help you feel less like crap.
  4. Will only wear yellow on Tuesday.
  5. "All their stuff sounds the same lolololol" is one of the stupidest possible arguments for why a band/artist sucks. If that sound works for them, why the fuck should they change it to appease the masses?
  6. Puts exactly one grain of salt on everything he eats.
  7. Was supposed to be in a buddy cop movie with Kevin Hart before The Rock came in and stole the part.
  8. Why am I getting a piece of mail informing me of termination of service when I paid the goddamn bill last week? This particular service hasn’t even been terminated. I guess it was a delay in the mail or something?
  9. Sits in on all board meetings for Chicken Charlie’s, but has never actually worked or eaten there.
  10. A couple of PB&Js. I, too, am an adult, and I didn’t feel like cooking.
  11. Is banned from the movie theater. We all know why.
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