The_annoying_one

Ordered pizza.

Calls everyone a wascally wabbit.

What is this “sleep” you speak of?

I’m wouldn’t really consider myself a cook by any stretch of the imagination. But why are most of the best meals I make just shit I randomly came up with in the weirdness of my mind?

Likes watching the puddles gather rain.

Sure plays a mean pinball.

I found a recipe online and tweaked it a little to match my tastes and what I had available. Fried potatoes, ground beef, onions, peppers, Worcestershire and some spices. It was kind of like a casserole, but it was phenomenal.

@The_annoying_one Amidoinitrite?

I wonder just how much deeper this hole I’m in can get. I really don’t want to know, though.

Is the president of the Geico Gecko fan club.

Nope. Burn it down, Galactus.

Treats every conversation like a turn-based battle.

Wind chimes are the stupidest and most annoying invention in the history of the world.

Beef tips over white rice.

Tried using the Konami Code in Super Mario Bros.

Immediately hanging up on someone after asking for their best callback number seems pretty unprofessional. I don’t know if they’re actually going to call me back, or if the call was randomly dropped, and I can’t get back in touch with them.

Once did motion capture work for a Teletubbies video game.