The_annoying_one

That amazing feeling when something you thought was your fault turns out to be someone else’s entirely.

Don’t start buffering on me now, stupid WiFi. I finally have a chance to relax and put this day to bed after I wind down some.

Video game bosses having an entire second health bar after you defeat them is a complete cop-out. Just increase the amount of health they have in the first part, instead of always relying on this bullshit.

Another one of those frozen chicken sandwich things and a pack of Doritos.

Part of me kind of knows everything’s not actually out to get me today, and my mind is just overreacting due to poor sleep. A much bigger part of me just doesn’t give a fuck, and is dreaming of all the ways I’ll get my revenge when the shit finally settles. The demon is awake now.

Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Some kind of frozen pasta with chicken & vegetables….whenever (or if) I feel like doing it.

Planted the dreams about anal probing in ghostrek’s head.

This rain is making it almost impossible to get motivated at all.

Put clown makeup on Mr. Hoonie while he was passed out drunk.

Gave the KFC employee a wedgie when they said they don’t sell spare ribs.

Josè Olè chimichanga and some Sun Chips.

Passes this candy out at elementary schools every Valentine’s Day.

Goes to the emergency room for hangnails.

Is taking cliffs notes of every post in this thread, just to finally come up with the perfect zinger.

Can name every single past member of the SNL cast from youngest to oldest, and in alphabetical order.

Spaghetti…again…whenever it’s ready…

I just love it when a video game punishes me because of its own broken and shitty gameplay mechanics. I’m not even really mad about this. I’m just….whatever….

Personally knows all the people mentioned in Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On a Prayer”.