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    Once paid a parking ticket in pennies.
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    Eats lemons like an apple.
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    Some kind of chicken cordon bleu mac & cheese TV dinner. Wasn’t much to it but it was actually pretty good.
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    Once took an Uber to his neighbor’s house across the street just so he could slap him.
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    Last bachelor party he went to was in the playground at McDonald’s.
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    The past two days have been pure hell with no end in sight. I am not in a good mood today.
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    People would be so much easier to deal with if they just….didn’t talk….or do much of anything at all…..
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    Wears bubble wrap instead of clothes sometimes.
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    Ate dinner at 5:30 today. A good 60 to 90 minutes earlier than usual. Now it’s 1 AM and I’m hungry again. Too bad I don’t feel like getting up.
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    Those reels on Facebook still creep me the fuck out and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
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    Tries to save people 15% or more on their car insurance but doesn’t actually work for an insurance company.
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    Was clearly mthor’s accomplice.
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    Same exact thing happened again tonight, except they brought me Popeye’s chicken and made me pay by watching their 3 little hellions until who-knows-when. Oh, I cannot wait to go to bed tonight.
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    If a day really wants to fuck me this much, the least it could do is buy me dinner first.
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    He’s the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down.
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    Just gave Weird Al an idea for a parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”.
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    Will be serving up cans of whoop ass at the concession stand in the Kentucky Derby.
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