The_annoying_one

Wendy’s 2 Jr bacon cheeseburgers & a large fry.

Matchbox 20 are awesome and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

Every night around this time, my phone keyboard gets really wonky….It’s irritating as hell.

Microwaveable spicy ramen. I had exactly zero food preferences tonight.

I do the same thing almost every Halloween. I didn’t this year. I honestly forgot today was Halloween until a few hours ago.

If you’re referring to us, I’ve kind of been around lurking. I just haven’t felt much like posting today for whatever reason.

Captain D’s on the way. I haven’t felt like doing a single thing today, especially cooking.

Goddamn Medicaid salespeople… I was just outside walking my dog with an excruciating headache. I’m almost back in the house when this guy stops me. I gave as many short “leave me the fuck alone” answers as I could to his endless questions. He then proceeded to give me his card and a flyer. Is it not enough that these people blow up my phone every single day? They have to show up at my house now, too? I will not be calling you, dude. I can’t stop you from harassing me but I can try to ignore you. I’m going back to bed now…..

Top 5 reasons to make a list: 1. It helps you organize shit. 2. It can help put things in perspective. 3. I mean, it’s a list. What more do you need? 4. Wait….what was I talking about? 5. Did I mention lists?

*shudders*

Had a meatless dinner tonight for no real reason other than pure laziness. Instant mashed potatoes, canned corn, canned collards, and a biscuit.

Happy birthdays, you two.

Canned beef stew over white rice. Not bad for a cheap meal on a chilly night.

Job interviews are a special kind of hell. I need a nap now, but I can’t.

BK I had it my way, I guess.

I actually agree with you here. I’ve only had sushi once. I didn’t hate it by any stretch of the word, but I don’t know that I would ever try it again.

I’ve been randomly wheezing today. That’s a little concerning….

I’m having chili too, but I just did it on the stove.

Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld.