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    Has been known to go through department stores and put shoes on all the mannequins’ hands.
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    You’ve heard of Elf On A Shelf. Now get ready for…
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    Stared at a kiwi for 20 minutes before grunting and walking away.
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    Wrote a book of horror nursery rhymes for children that’s banned worldwide.
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    Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.
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    Happy birthdays viper and mikasa.
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    Kids shouldn’t get a week or two out of school for every holiday. The day of, and maybe the day before and after, would be absolutely perfect.
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    Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.
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    It’ll be leftover soup tonight.
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    And the perils of being me strike again. I’m alright now, though. Just need to breathe and relax.
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    Turns doorknobs with his feet.
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    The one Target in my city closed down years ago and I definitely don’t miss them. Way too overpriced for my blood.
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    Homemade vegetable beef soup. My first time ever attempting this and it was absolutely phenomenal.
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    Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.
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    Not even a combination of earplugs and noise canceling headphones are enough to block out the bullshit I’m enduring today.
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    Saves his toenail clippings to throw at people who piss him off.
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    5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.
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    He went to Peter Luger’s Steakhouse and ordered fish. The employees and patrons are still laughing.
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    Mixes peanut butter into the ground beef when making burgers.
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    The spaghetti I wasn’t able to eat last night. I guess we’ll see how this goes.
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    I feel like I need to eat something, but I’m kind of scared to.
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