The_annoying_one

You text me and tell me to call you to set up a job interview. I call you literally 2 minutes later. But after an hour of trying, you won’t answer and there’s no option to leave a message. Just tell me this whole thing is a scam so I can move on with my life.

Refuses to say just where these rats came from….and why their eyes are red.

Can summon brutal thunderstorms with just one look.

I can’t decide if I’m hot or cold right now. Kind of both but kind of neither. Weird.

Puts cabbage on burgers instead of lettuce.

I will never trust people who call when a text would be more than sufficient.

Still has a poster of *NSYNC.

Good luck, ghosty.

Provides the meats at Seight’s Deli.

That feeling when a problem that’s plagued you for as long as you can remember might finally be nearing its conclusion. Let’s call this…..cautious optimism.

Is a restaurant critic by choice, not by profession.

Purchased food from a restaurant in London and brought it to America to eat.

Did someone a small favor today and they’re buying me McDonald’s as thanks. Quarter Pounder and fries, I guess.

I’m more than willing to either prove myself or fall flat on my face. Why isn’t that enough?

Competes in Monopoly tournaments around the world.

You tell me you’re here to help me but all you really do is insult me. You really wanna go down this road with me? Fuck it. Let’s go. Just know I don’t fight much but I do fight dirty.

Has a habit of calling fast food places to complain about their food and service even though he’s never actually been to any of them.

Checkers Laziness wins yet again. EDIT: Actually went to pick it up myself this time. Waiting over an hour for fast food is fucking inexcusable.

Tried to order fast food through Amazon.

Banned from DollyWorld for hacking the PA system and blasting Slayer.

Rents rooms in hotels just to flood the bathroom and ask for an immediate refund.