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    Why do I keep trying to use electric razors when I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they have never worked for me? I mean, it was just pure laziness today, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that I even bought the thing.
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    Happy birthday, JeNewBee.
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    Yakuza: Like A Dragon
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    Money is tied to happiness, at least to a degree.
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    Drove to Wyoming and told the first woman he saw that his elbows were magical.
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    A couple of tuna sandwiches.
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    Thanksgiving is next week, I have no plans (that I know of), and I couldn’t possibly give less of a fuck.
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    Came up with an idea for a gourmet cooking show where everything has to be cooked in the microwave.
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    Tried out for “Survivor”, but was kicked off the show for calling Jeff Probst a punk ass bitch.
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    Is running for mayor of Greenville, South Carolina.
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    Is banned from the local zoo for slinging mashed potatoes at the gorillas.
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    Told the waiter at Olive Garden to step outside because the waiter cut him off from the endless breadsticks.
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    Chicken and rice with gravy.
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    Eats Burger King and Dairy Queen together so he can feel like royalty.
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    Gave the McDonald’s employee a rock and told them to sit on it.
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    I was having such a nice and relaxing day…..until I wasn’t.
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    Assumes I ever win arguments.
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    Played in a jazz metal band with Bill Nye.
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