The_annoying_one

I just need a break.

Spaghetti

Has a habit of break dancing at the worst possible times.

Grilled chicken and baked beans.

Did they expect you to break down and help plan the funeral or something? That’s ridiculous.

Filmed the whole incident and didn’t blur out any of the faces because “screw the innocent”.

Goes to Del Taco just to make friends, by asking “Does this boil on my ass look infected?”

One of these days, I’m gonna learn that sleeping all day doesn’t really make up for being up all night. Today is not that day, though. I am irritable.

It was dark Jerry, yeah. Kind of fits what birthday boy said, though.

I was today years old when I realized my spacebar scrolls a hell of a lot faster than the arrow keys.

A can of beef stew. I’m trying to cut down on food delivery a little since it’s so expensive and untrustworthy. And I didn’t feel like actually cooking anything with this absolute bitch of a headache.

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end, inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.

Likes to yell “Now we are cooking with fire!” whenever someone lights up a grill.

Bakes potatoes in the midday sun and devours them.

Tops his hamburgers with peanut butter m&m’s.

That feeling when a movie you knew was going to be bad actually turns out really bad.

Narrowly avoided one of those car batteries while swimming laps in the ocean.

2 corn dogs and some store-bought macaroni salad. It was passable since I wasn’t really hungry anyway.