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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Bosley from Charlie’s Angels is a close family friend of his.
  2. Dreams of owning a sandwich shop where the customers make their own sandwiches while the employees yell and insult them.
  3. Tried to put an NES cartridge in his PS2.
  4. You want me to travel 100 miles for an hour-long meeting that could just as easily be done virtually? Um……no?
  5. Smiles and waves at every driver he passes by.
  6. Checker’s, whenever it gets here. I need to stop with this place. Paying $30 for one shitty fast food meal that takes forever to arrive is stupid.
  7. Pops popcorn with a cigarette lighter.
  8. Once spent an entire weekend inside Walmart because he got lost.
  9. Still remembers all the cheat codes for Frogger.
  10. Knows exactly what’s in the pellets Pac-Man eats.
  11. Ring tone is the sound of a whoopee cushion.
  12. AEW used to be so good but it’s now becoming the Jerry Springer of professional wrestling.
  13. 2 Tyson spicy chicken biscuits and some mustard potato salad. That’s what I’m about to have soon, anyway, I guess. Don’t really feel like doing anything else. EDIT: Only ate one biscuit. They’re bigger than I thought.
  14. I’ve done absolutely nothing today and I need a nap. You win.
  15. Filmed a live-action parody of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
  16. Knows everything there is to know about certain UEMBers, and will definitely share that information….if the price is right.
  17. I just love it when I lose shit that I literally just had in my hand. Does wonders for my psyche.
  18. Once threatened to sue McDonald’s because their fries didn’t have enough salt.
  19. Well, FUCK……
  20. His and [classic swim]’s faces are plastered all over the security cam footage at my house.
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