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The_annoying_one

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  1. Fried chicken from the grocery store deli and some imitation mashed potatoes. I’m about to eat and seriously think about going to bed. EDIT: I had corn too. Forgot to mention that.
  2. Runs up and down the street yelling “Ask me about my elbows!”
  3. I just love it when random payments pop up at the worst possible times, stabbing me directly in the heart and bank account.
  4. Met Bon Jovi at a Lowe’s and gave him a wedgie.
  5. Likes to speak at elementary schools and proclaim the gospel of our lord and savior Jon Hamm to all the little ones.
  6. Chicken salad sandwich and potato chips. It’s too damn hot to cook and I wasn’t wasting money on fast food when I didn’t even have an appetite. I might find something to microwave later, but we’ll worry about that later.
  7. I just saw a FB reel of someone cooking macaroni noodles in blue Gatorade and I feel murderous right now.
  8. Uses butter in place of sunscreen.
  9. Ended a call with a telemarketer by telling them to like and follow for more content.
  10. Grilled chicken, white rice, English peas and corn mixed together.
  11. Documents every single fart in a diary, with times and intensity clearly stated.
  12. I’m playing a Prince of Persia game for the first time in probably 20 years or so. They’re….not nearly as good as I remember. Kind of boring.
  13. Eats every slice of pizza between two slices of whole wheat raisin bread.
  14. The Accountant 2 - 4/10 I went into this not expecting much at all since I didn’t even care for the first one. In that regard, it definitely did not disappoint. What did disappoint was the fact that I just played around on my phone the entire time because the plot didn’t suck me in at all.
  15. Pablo Honey > OK Computer And I don’t really like Radiohead all that much to begin with.
  16. I have absolutely no idea why, but I hate it.
  17. Sausage over white rice. This was just a quick budget meal I threw together completely at random, but it was really good.
  18. Goes to the grocery store and pokes holes in every water bottle in sight while yelling “Cleanup on aisle 5!!”
  19. This is probably the second or third day in a row that things are just not going right for me at all, and I’m kind of starting to take offense.
  20. Carries a yardstick to the movie theater in an attempt to find out just how long each movie really is.
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