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    Happy birthday.
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    Earned a life-long supply of OxyClean for mentioning Billy Mays online.
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    A can of chicken and dumplings.
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    Farted inside of a nursery and blamed it on the kids.
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    I keep thinking of people I haven’t seen or spoken to in probably 30 years. What is this?
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    Dressed up as a giant bottle of mustard just to terrorize Rake Yohn.
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    Should know I would never touch Miracle Whip, that nasty crap.
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    Checkers emailed me a $5 off coupon that was set to expire in a few days, so I just went with that. That $5 off coupon was actually just a dollar off, but whatever.
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    Once smeared mayonnaise all over someone’s mailbox.
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    Leaked the secret of KFC’s eleven herbs and spices. The Colonel was PISSED.
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    I really need some music right now but no idea what I’m in the mood for.
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    Hired a private investigator to uncover the truth about ghostrek and Mr. Hoonie. That private investigator was never seen again.
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    Should know it's not my fault I type slower than molasses.
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    Once met Sir Paul McCartney and started to sing "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees".
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    Is writing a concept album about Arbor Day.
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    Hamburger Helper and crescent rolls.
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    If you tell me you're coming to my house, but don't bother giving me a time, I'm just going to go about my day and risk missing you. Not my fault or problem.
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    THERE IS NO 4!!!!
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    Has released an entire series of self-help breathing techniques on tape.
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    Has that whole incident on tape and is just waiting on a buyer.
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