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The_annoying_one

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  1. Seasons food with Pop Rocks because it makes him feel alive.
  2. Is set to play the blue and yellow vitamin in the upcoming Dr. Mario movie.
  3. Correction of a correction:
  4. Gave a Walmart cashier a ping pong paddle and said “You know what you have to do” before calmly leaving.
  5. Likes to explain the meaning of life to small children using interpretive dance.
  6. Prays to Superman every night.
  7. Sang backup vocals on “We Are The World”.
  8. Will only eat chicken nuggets that are in the shape of Herman Munster’s face.
  9. WTF is “artificial spicy chicken flavor”? I’m about to eat it and I’m a little scared.
  10. Why is today going by so very slowly?
  11. Nuked 3 frozen burritos. These things are a lot smaller than I remember.
  12. I clearly clicked “Text me when my order is processed or on the way”, but you didn’t. I guess I just need to stare out my window from now on?
  13. Went to a Burger King and demanded to meet Ronald McDonald.
  14. People and their absolute idiocy.
  15. One of my random pasta creation meals. Penne, ground beef, onions and peppers, sauce. It was so much better than it sounds.
  16. That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do.
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