The_annoying_one

Is currently hard at work establishing The Church Of Larry The Cable Guy.

Taco Bell…got my order exactly right, and it was almost…good… This never happens, and I’m a little scared. Also, why did I order Pepsi? I kind of hate Pepsi.

Mrs. Peacock, in the observatory, with a thesaurus. Yeah, my brain’s on vacation tonight, I think.

I have…no idea what I did to deserve this one.

Taco Bell. I just wanted cheap and regrettable tonight. Judge me all you want.

Okay, I just got here, and…the fuck is going on in this here thread? I’m confused and intrigued.

It was actually my dishwasher. I stopped it.

Is working on a reenactment of Wuthering Heights, but using only stick figures.

Communicates with everyone by writing a really long letter, even face-to-face.

Something is randomly beeping somewhere in my house and it’s driving me crazy…

Has a sock puppet named Horatio McCarthy.

Spaghetti

I’m a little irritated because plans fell through, and now I’m left with nothing to do this afternoon. At the same time, I’m a little glad because plans fell through, and now I’m left with nothing to do this afternoon.

Does the Monster Mash when he thinks no one is looking.

Rigged Mr. Hoonie’s car to play “Baby Got Back” every single time he goes in reverse.

It’s only awkward if you make it awkward. Ball’s in your court, nammy.

Somehow got away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” inside a nursery.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos with a pack of Fritos on the side. I was gonna do Taco Bell, but decided not to waste the money.

It’s funny how staying up all night, then taking a short nap in the morning always equates to a bad mood the rest of the day. It’s even funnier how I refuse to take accountability for this because it’s just easier to be pissed off at everything. To hell with the innocent. Everyone’s on the chopping block today.