The_annoying_one

I’ve been shaving since I was probably 12 or 13, so there’s absolutely no way my brain will ever recollect the brand. If I had to wager a guess, though, it would be Gillette. I remember having a lot of those over the years.

I had to create an entirely new account with the first rebrand. If that turns out to be the case this time, they may lose a customer here.

Has dreams of becoming an ambulance chaser.

I might possibly be going on a week-long vacation sometime this summer, if plans don’t fall through. I really hope they don’t. I just need to get away from everything for a week or two.

Yep. A lot of little gnat-looking things all over it all. I got my money back, though. I’ll probably munch on something later when I calm down.

Grilled chicken sandwich, salad and lemonade. I wanted something slightly healthier tonight since I’ve kind of felt like crap today. Whole meal came out less than $6, though. Can’t complain about that. EDIT: Can definitely complain about the fact that my entire meal was full of bugs, though….

Once called a 90 year old librarian a “shrimp-ass smelling bitch”.

Agreed to snitch on the raccoon in exchange for a lighter sentence.

People who watch videos on their phones, in public, without headphones, deserve to be forcibly removed from the premises, regardless of the legality of the situation.

If you smile at me as we pass by each other, I’m just going to wonder what you’re plotting against me. Yes, I’m weird, and I won’t apologize for it.

Tried to pin it all on Carrot Top, the smug bastard.

Who would have thought the shitty mood I woke up in today was just a sign of things to come?

DoorDash wouldn’t assign a driver so I guess I’m just eating whatever tonight.

Drinks mashed potato milkshakes.

Why can’t I just spend the entire day in bed? These problems will still be here tomorrow.

Makes cheeseburgers the size of a dime.

Is winning the WWE tag team titles at Wrestlemania 42 with Mr. Hoonie as his partner.

Grilled some burgers.

Helped Beyonce and Jay Z name their first child.

Peanut butter and apple jam > all of them

Did you really make me wait on hold for half an hour just to hang up on me?