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    I’m hot, I’m sweaty, I desperately need a shower, and the water’s apparently shut off in my neighborhood because of some kind of whatever. My head kind of hurts and I’m just not in a good mood right now.
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    Sent Rey Mysterio Jr some fan mail with a piece of chewed-up bubble gum inside.
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    Likes to sit in on civil court cases and make snarky comments to strangers.
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    Likes to introduce his enemies to his pet ostrich.
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    Going down a rabbit hole on the absolute weirdest side of YouTube imaginable is a hell of a lot more fun than it should be.
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    Likes to paint potatoes light blue with watercolors in his spare time.
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    Pizza
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    This brutal afternoon thunderstorm coupled with very little sleep last night is making it very hard to stay awake.
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    Is Carrot Top’s prop master. Has nearly put Dollar General out of business over the years.
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    Is planning on somehow reviving Pauly Shore’s career.
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    Has made it his life's mission to run a red light in every city in America that begins with the letter R.
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    I could go for some music right now but I can’t figure out what I wanna listen to.
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    Plays ping pong with a baseball bat.
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    There’s something about having to spend more money than I intended just to avoid astronomical hidden fees that fills me with blinding rage. I hate online shopping.
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    Steals the flags off of people’s mailboxes.
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    Chili dogs with mac & cheese and some really loud houseguests making my head hurt even worse.
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    Threw a banana at me when I asked what time it was.
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    Sorry. I couldn’t resist this time.
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    I like luanges when I have a sore throat.
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    Once dressed as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping himself in toilet paper.
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    Once got into an argument with an onion. The onion won.
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