The_annoying_one

Knows how to fry an egg using only a lightbulb and a wire hanger.

Still uses a rotary phone.

The best way to get slapped is to get directly in the face of an introvert. I don’t care who you are.

Grilled chicken and instant mashed potatoes. EDIT: I had corn too. Forgot to mention that.

Puts ice cream on hamburgers.

Cheesy 90’s pop-rock is probably the best genre of music, altogether.

Cabin Fever (2016 remake) - 2/10 I’m not sure how or why they took a movie that wasn’t very good in the first place and made an almost shot-for-shot remake that managed to be a lot worse than the original, but here we are. Also don’t know how I’m just hearing about this remake almost 15 years after it was released.

Tried to exchange insurance information with the person who bumped into him in bumper cars.

Leftover burrito from last night and some Doritos.

Busted water heater and not nearly enough money to fix it. I’m in full-blown “bad guy” mode right now.

Is wearing a necklace made of AA batteries on a string.

Is secretly a paid sponsor for WWE.

Squeezes cans of spinach and gulps them down just like Popeye.

Dresses up as Popeye for fun.

Taco Bell (Toxic Hell)

I haven’t spent a dime in probably 3 days now. It’s been pretty nice, other than the fact that I absolutely do not feel like preparing my own food tonight. I guess we’ll see if that changes whenever I actually get hungry.

Knows how to make potholders out of cooked spaghetti noodles.