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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Eats cereal on a paper plate.
  2. Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.
  3. Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.
  4. His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.
  5. Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.
  6. Goes around town hanging up piñatas with nothing in them.
  7. Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.
  8. Not a real commercial but still funny as shit (spoilered for NSFW).
  9. Once called in sick to work with the excuse that he was bitten by a vampire.
  10. Pasta with ground beef and a jar of tomato sauce. Quick and easy…ish.
  11. Has the number for the mayor of Los Ybanez, Texas saved in his phone just in case.
  12. Is today National Annoy The_annoying_one Day or something? What the fuck?
  13. Sent Mr. Hoonie on a mission to find the absolute juiciest tomato in New Zealand.
  14. Goes to Canada for lunch every second Thursday of the month.
  15. Likes to sneak into movies early and hide Whoopee Cushions under all the seats.
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