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    Let he who is without sin mow the first lawn?
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    Steals kids’ food while they’re in the playground.
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    Brings his own food to eat at restaurants.
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    Is there any other way?
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    Got fired for delivering pizzas naked and yelling “Who ordered the sausage lovers?!?!”
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    Nope. I stayed my sick ass home and had it delivered.
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    Happy birthday.
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    Went with Checkers tonight even though I wasn’t hungry. I had to eat something and was not cooking.
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    God bless Mucinex in all its too-expensive-but-still-worth-every-penny glory.
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    I refer to my dog Sammy as Sam-Sam most of the time. Don’t really have any nicknames for my other dog, Coco.
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    Can understand the adults on Charlie Brown.
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    Well, then…if you need me, I’ll be just over here with my foot in my mouth.
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    And how long have these poor, defenseless fishies been out of water?
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    Has a personal vendetta against squirrels.
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    White rice with sausage, peppers and onions. It was so much better than it had any right to be.
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    I really wish I still had my PS2 and 3.
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    Produced a couple of the Girls Gone Wild tapes.
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    Shoves a flashlight in his mouth to become a human jack-o-lantern.
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    I low-key wish my body would just kill me already and get it over with. I’m so tired of this shit.
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    Prays to Chris Jericho every night.
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    Knows he ain’t gonna die.
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