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Mortir

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  1. Mortir
    Well damn maybe you should not drink so much.
  2. Mortir
    Nah maybe the bar would go under but it is pretty hard to drink yourself to death not impossible though.
  3. Mortir
    Like I keep seeing ads for Patagonia on YouTube that saays that they will plant a tree for every six pack you down. And Coors Lite I think says you can save a river buy buying their drinks. Which river? Do I get to pick one?
  4. Mortir
    Nicotine and popcorn butter.
  5. Mortir
    Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit.
  6. Mortir
    🎂
  7. Mortir
    No not really.
  8. Mortir
    You so dumb when a idea comes to mind there is a candle above your head instead of a lightbulb.
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  10. Mortir
    Tl;dr
  11. Mortir
    Would you believe me if I told you 2021 will be even worse?
  12. Mortir
    Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I would not really want to meet my old self. Do not tell my old self you saw me I owe him twenty dollars.
  13. Mortir
    I miss the Bahama Breeze that got shut down with the rest of the mall area. Idk I cannot really think of many restaurants that went belly up. Most of them just move away. RIP Don Pablos.
  14. Mortir
    Steel Reserve? Idk that is the only high graivty malt liquor I am familiar with not much of a drinker.
  15. Mortir
    Stop trying to gas light me I do not owe you money.
  16. Mortir
    Haha no I am not a rube now skedaddle.
  17. Mortir
    Idk but I am pretty sure I have had at least one or two people made me give them like twenty dollars because they said they made a bet with me but I do not remember.
  18. Mortir
    Wake and bake.
  19. Mortir
    Guns is alright Axl is kinda a diva though.
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  21. Mortir
    Put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby.
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  23. Mortir
    Did you hit them up after the drive-thru liquor store?
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    You can order a steak sandwich at a Subway.
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