wacky1980

i wonder if reba's taco tastes like kfc at this point.

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work PCs. no audio at this desk. fuckin' sorry, dude. gotta keep these low-level PCs locked down because employees are stupid. no audio, no usb drive access, severely crippled browsing experience. my admin workstation suffers none of those issues, but i'm only at it for maybe 30 mins a day.

in this scenario, i'm thinking it would play out like one of those weird japanese gameshows. you finish, bend over to pull up the old knickeroos, and the wall flies up into the fly gallery to expose you to your mistake.

that is some level-up shit.

i think it does. if i'm at the old glory hole and someone jerks me out and i'm happy about it, only to find out after the fact that it's some narwhal-looking mf, that's different than me stroking it to a narwhal.

so we're clear: fuggs personally got him off; or he got himself off because of fuggs?

that's a pro right there. i normally get about 5 hours. last couple weeks has been particularly shitty though. been going down about midnight, waking up about 3am, and then can't get back to sleep. needs more booze, methinks.

vocal isolation tracks (that thing people are doing with classic rock songs on fb... freddie mercury singing don't stop me now without instruments, etc). pre-fx, no autotune, reverb, mastering, etc. i'll take you doing it though. just gotta find me a comp with speakers...

please be vocal iso pre-fx. please be vocal iso pre-fx. please be vocal iso pre-fx. i can't open on this pc so help a feller out here. is this a vocal iso pre-fx?

i'm about 4 minutes away from cracking open my first toppling goliath "king sue" DIPA on my lunch break. this is the big brother to "pseudo sue" which is one of my favorite pale ales of all time.

that's what happens when you add rum to stuff.

tf is this mess? people dropping in on different names all over the damn place. secrets and surprises, my lily white ass.

even with an automated system such as this, there would still need to be a bartender or some lesser level of babysitter on hand to avoid abuse of the system. i can't imagine people are just given free reign once they drop their ID and credit card. that's stupid. besides all that, i'm not sure how they skirt the legal requirement of having an actual person doing the actual serving, because afaik there's no such thing as a "self-serve" retail liquor clause. these systems have been around for a short bit though, so i'm sure they have it all figured out.

are you kidding? all of this is real. ALL OF IT.

them was just jokes.

but...why would you paint it sideways?

i don't know the math, but as a general rule of thumb, you don't port small boxes. you can try to calculate it yourself with this calculator if you can figure out the required fields to make the calculation.

you should be mounting the speakers on the outside of the box, not the inside. also, there's a lot of math behind porting: diameter of hole and length of port tube vs volume of cabinet and air displacement of speakers. if you don't do it right, it can actually make the cabinets sound worse.

i looked into the req's for streaming 5 channels on their service. 50-70mbps for full 1080p quality. i mean, we have that much bandwidth at the bar already, but dang. i don't want to deal with buffers when there's a popular game on.

what's not surprising, is that peter griffin can fit an entire cantaloupe inside his anus.

wife trialed the ps vue service yesterday while our cable tv was out at home. i was surprised as hell to learn of all the sports programming on there (mlb, nfl, nba networks, college bball networks, regional sports channels, seventeen espn's, etc). a lot of that programming simply isn't available through our cable tv provider, which sucks because we also have that provider at the bar and we have to tell our customers "sorry, we can't get [x] game because our provider doesn't offer that channel." so i got online and chatted with a playstation rep, and i asked about commercial pricing for public viewing areas. in short, they don't recognize a difference between in-home (private) or commercial (public) viewing, so there is no commercial package. if we chose to, we could set up their service at the bar and stream to 5 devices (convenient, because we have 5 tv's), and it wouldn't cost us any more than if we stream to our tv at home. so for $45/mo, a person gets basic cable ($80/mo with our current provider), plus all those sports packages. and there's not the 10x markup for public viewing. it's not one of those grey area, "our service is only supposed to be for in-home use" scenarios either. dude told me we can fire it up in the bar and pay the same price. they just don't care. BUT...that may change at some point, if they start to get pushback over it. right now, no one's giving them hell. in comparison...directv offers a "commercial xtra" pack with all the normal channels and sports channels...for $150-600/mo depending on occupancy. but all the sports packages are additional, from $40/mo for college sports up to $500/season each for the pro packages. fucking no-brainer here. only thing we need to do is buy a couple roku tv's to replace some older ones that need replaced anyways, and a couple roku boxes for the projectors. another great thing about the ps vue service is you don't need a playstation at each tv to use it. our internet is currently 50x50, which should be plenty to stream 5 channels at once. it should actually cost us about half as much to double our programming, which will also result in more business because we'll have more of everyone's games available. i mean, this almost feels illegal. there's probably some performance rights issues with this arrangement, but the people at playstation don't care, so neither do i.

i just drilled a 1/2" pilot hole and used a jigsaw with a metal cutting blade. took a little while, but it turned out pretty good.

lol...thousandaires. is that even a thing people brag on? like, in actual real life? also, knowing millionaires =/= being able to write policies for them. you don't just pick up multi-million dollar policies. you honestly think someone's gonna put their fortune or livelihood in your hands, just because you might know them or you gave them a toothy bj for free at that house party a decade ago? when they already have half a dozen agents with proven skill and impressive books of business, regularly knocking on their doors? nah, they'll surely just give you, a green agent with no book and no clients, and a horrible track record of stability in any line of work, their full trust and business. you can give up the ruse now. you're not going into the insurance business. this is just another troll thread. yuk yuk, good show.

nope, no ports. lock that box down. the rigid metal walls sound great without a port.