wacky1980

Hell, in that case...

I want you to know that I meant that in a most respectful way...like how the D likes to worship the great Satan in their songs. It is a good thing.

you've not seen who i'm walking with. that'll be a big NO SIR.

we're actually doing the tuxedo rental thing. i'm going for a final fitting / pickup after work. then out for some sushi. it's probably all gonna be fried rolls and hibachi grill though. these backwoods fellers don't fukwit raw feesh.

just tell everyone to "live long and prosper" and you'll be golden.

tan suits? i don't know how i feel about this. at least there's no camo vests...i think. shit, now i'm concerned.

i don't want to give you another like because 666 integrity points seems to suit you.

i have to post first because i don't have my stats on speed dial.

i'll take two please.

and i like to actually make breakfast. bacon and eggs, sausage, homemade pancakes. shit, i'd do that 7 days a week if anyone else was ever awake before i leave the house in the mornings. but NOOOOOO the 20 minute canned cinnamon rolls are the hot ticket item.

that's what makes it so damned entertaining.

you have no idea what kind of hero i am to the kiddos when i toss these in the oven on a saturday morning. wife and i sometimes fight over who gets to "make breakfast" with these because they score points that carry on all day.

but trying to fix packie is mostly a waste of time. if you feel compelled to address him, make sure you do it right. go beyond condescension. straight up savage mockery is the best.

i make my dough like this. sorry, i get lazy sometimes.

stop. it's more fun if he thinks you have to achieve super saiyan haXxor status to set up a vpn and run tor. makes me feel all accomplished and shit.

they make more off the people who don't pay on time. a customer who pays their balance every month? well there's no profit in that.

well i'm not buddy, if that's what you're thinking.

lemme guess. you avoided getting fired for the required 3-month probationary period. at which point, the pay raise occurs automatically and you're no longer called a "trainee". congrats.

yes, but of whom?

everyone wins.

an entire casino, and they have one shitty plate available today. hmm.

that's it? what it yellow or blue?

i'm pretty sure i live almost as far away from any delivery hub or distro center as one can on this side of the mississippi. only way i'll ever get same day delivery is if i go to the store, buy it, and bring it home with me.

you Polish yourself? like, you use their sausages to...y'know...

well that's racist. she should sue.