wacky1980

you've stolen my heart. that's at least worth a trip to cancun and matching tribal tats.

it's an easy way to blacklist a stolen phone. drop a serial # on the list, it kills the phone across all participating providers.

she must have thought you stole the phone. tell me, did you steal that phone?

i have a rifle that i keep in the house, but i keep my shotgun and pistol at my parents' in their gun safe because i only use them for hunting and i only hunt when i'm visiting my parents. looking to pick up compact handguns for myself and the wife (ruger lc9s / sr9c) for conceal carry, after we pay off a couple leftover debts from the old house later this year.

they say it's much better when you drink it in the netherlands. but i'd bet it would be at least marginally better if you weren't drinking a bottle that you found warm and half-drank in the restroom trash can.

the catcher will accept passes from anyone. he's baseball's town bicycle.

oh well, it was a good run. i'll give it a couple weeks and stop by to offer discounted gutter cleaning. i know that shit needs done.

shit guys, i just let him in before leaving for work. wife and kids were all still asleep. he seemed like a good dude so i just went with it. come to think of it, those lightbulbs looked a lot like ass plugs. i better call the wife, brb.

they're not bad, unless you're the best man. then you have shit you're responsible for. as a simple groomsman, you just stand up and follow the leader in a rented suit. and you drink for free. so there's that.

turns out i'm not walking with big mama #1 or #2 (ok let's be honest...#3 or #4 either). it's worse. i'm walking with a moderately attractive crazy ass. first thing she tells me is that she just got a divorce, and her ex has the same first name as me. apparently that's ironic to her... second thing she tells me is that we're skipping up the aisle after the ceremony. fuck. ass. she was quick to notice i was wearing a wedding ring. wasn't too thrilled about it either. it's a good thing i'm happily married, because i know i'd be smashing that by this time tomorrow if i wanted to. but no. i really...reeeeeeally want her to latch onto someone else so i don't have to fight her off all night. i'm too old for that shit.

if the day lasts 24 hours, where does the night fit in? hmm???

heads of state who writhe and wrangle who look at your face from more than one angle can cut you from their bloated budgets like sharpened knives through chicken mcnuggets hey @Zenigundam can you guess the next line?

maybe, yeah. i haven't taken the tie off the hanger yet, but i caught a look at it while doing the final fitting. not my wedding, not my problem. :shrug:

it's possible. ... ... ... if you must know, i've been contemplating who your main would be. i'm done now.

i've been using google's drive and office apps for several years, and it's really fucking handy to have everything sync across phone and all chrome sessions (chromebook or otherwise). don't expect to edit video or play graphics-heavy games online via browser, and you won't be disappointed.

i've been rocking the same acer chromebook since 2012 and it still holds up to current web demands. i use it for bar paperwork and some light graphic design stuff (web-based, saas-type stuff). also for sitting around and browsing when a phone screen just doesn't cut it. the battery is half what it used to be, but i still get a solid 5 hours of use on it as long as i'm just doing basic shit. it's also pretty good for remote desktop if you use the built-in google app. i got the wife a newer version of mine in 2015 and hers is also doing well. they each cost about $250 new. i also have a windows laptop that i use for heavier lifting, but i use it less often and usually only because there are software i need to use that can't run on a chromebook. btw, you can dual boot a chromebook, just like a windows laptop. if you needed a linux device (which you don't but i'm saying it anyways) there are distros out there built just for use on chromebooks.

not i said the fly.

i'm sad to say i was right on this one. we sat around the grill. one of the guys, who'd never been to a sushi restaurant before, saw a philly roll on the menu and ordered one. you can imagine his disappointment when it wasn't an actual philly steak sandwich.

i wish

not only am i thinking of the booze...i'm providing the booze. three kegs of busch light (squirm), one keg of bud light, and one keg each of homebrewed IPA and porter. so we've got about 75 gallons of beer onsite. we tested the setup last night and everything. also, no camo vests. no vests at all, actually. just a tan suit and a pink tie and some brown shoes. i can live with that.

i'm off. if there's camo in that tux, i might quit. wish me luck...

do you just sit and search for trek posts all day?

yeah, i'll be the nice feller i've been trained to be in the presence of a female. my daddy taught me right. plus, i've been in several of these things as a groomsman and best man. people seem to like me...or they like my access to copious amounts of booze.

It wouldn't be right to post pics. And I've never met her in person. But I've seen pics. She's thicc.