wacky1980

maybe, yeah. i haven't taken the tie off the hanger yet, but i caught a look at it while doing the final fitting. not my wedding, not my problem. :shrug:

it's possible. ... ... ... if you must know, i've been contemplating who your main would be. i'm done now.

i've been using google's drive and office apps for several years, and it's really fucking handy to have everything sync across phone and all chrome sessions (chromebook or otherwise). don't expect to edit video or play graphics-heavy games online via browser, and you won't be disappointed.

i've been rocking the same acer chromebook since 2012 and it still holds up to current web demands. i use it for bar paperwork and some light graphic design stuff (web-based, saas-type stuff). also for sitting around and browsing when a phone screen just doesn't cut it. the battery is half what it used to be, but i still get a solid 5 hours of use on it as long as i'm just doing basic shit. it's also pretty good for remote desktop if you use the built-in google app. i got the wife a newer version of mine in 2015 and hers is also doing well. they each cost about $250 new. i also have a windows laptop that i use for heavier lifting, but i use it less often and usually only because there are software i need to use that can't run on a chromebook. btw, you can dual boot a chromebook, just like a windows laptop. if you needed a linux device (which you don't but i'm saying it anyways) there are distros out there built just for use on chromebooks.

not i said the fly.

i'm sad to say i was right on this one. we sat around the grill. one of the guys, who'd never been to a sushi restaurant before, saw a philly roll on the menu and ordered one. you can imagine his disappointment when it wasn't an actual philly steak sandwich.

i wish

not only am i thinking of the booze...i'm providing the booze. three kegs of busch light (squirm), one keg of bud light, and one keg each of homebrewed IPA and porter. so we've got about 75 gallons of beer onsite. we tested the setup last night and everything. also, no camo vests. no vests at all, actually. just a tan suit and a pink tie and some brown shoes. i can live with that.

i'm off. if there's camo in that tux, i might quit. wish me luck...

do you just sit and search for trek posts all day?

yeah, i'll be the nice feller i've been trained to be in the presence of a female. my daddy taught me right. plus, i've been in several of these things as a groomsman and best man. people seem to like me...or they like my access to copious amounts of booze.

It wouldn't be right to post pics. And I've never met her in person. But I've seen pics. She's thicc.

Hell, in that case...

I want you to know that I meant that in a most respectful way...like how the D likes to worship the great Satan in their songs. It is a good thing.

you've not seen who i'm walking with. that'll be a big NO SIR.

we're actually doing the tuxedo rental thing. i'm going for a final fitting / pickup after work. then out for some sushi. it's probably all gonna be fried rolls and hibachi grill though. these backwoods fellers don't fukwit raw feesh.

just tell everyone to "live long and prosper" and you'll be golden.

tan suits? i don't know how i feel about this. at least there's no camo vests...i think. shit, now i'm concerned.

i don't want to give you another like because 666 integrity points seems to suit you.

i have to post first because i don't have my stats on speed dial.

i'll take two please.

and i like to actually make breakfast. bacon and eggs, sausage, homemade pancakes. shit, i'd do that 7 days a week if anyone else was ever awake before i leave the house in the mornings. but NOOOOOO the 20 minute canned cinnamon rolls are the hot ticket item.

that's what makes it so damned entertaining.

you have no idea what kind of hero i am to the kiddos when i toss these in the oven on a saturday morning. wife and i sometimes fight over who gets to "make breakfast" with these because they score points that carry on all day.