Rate The Last Movie You Saw

[The_annoying_one]

Borderlands - 5/10

They completely changed the game’s story, as Hollywood is known for doing. I definitely can’t call this a good movie, but I guess it was a passable (and forgettable) way to spend an hour and 40 minutes.

[The_annoying_one]

A Minecraft Movie - 1/10

I’m watching this with my nephews right now and it has got to be the single most annoying movie I’ve ever seen in my life. It would probably help if I knew the game at all, but I feel like that wouldn’t even matter.

[The_annoying_one]

Nobody 2 - 5/10

It was basically just a rehash of the first movie, only not as good.

[MasqueradeOverture]

Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc - 1/10

Spoiler

Get it? LOLOLOL you get it, right?

[PokeNirvash]

Office Space - 9.5/10

Mike Judge is always on point, even in live action.

[ghostrek]

shin godzilla  new blu ray that came out  

[The_annoying_one]

Bring Her Back - 2/10

An hour and 45 minutes of shock value poorly disguised as a plot.

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

Been awhile since I've posted in here, so... it's a lot.

Batman Ninja vs Yakuza league 8/10 (I didn't like the first Batman Ninja at all really, but loved the Yakuza versions of the DC characters they came up with.)
The Day the Earth Blew Up 9/10 (Daffy and Porky are such a great duo. Also, I agree wholeheartedly with the alien about what Earth's greatest resource is.)
Sinners 8/10
Death of a Unicorn 8/10
Minecraft movie 8/10 (Jack Black being Jack Black and bringing the fun. Movie's crazy, but still enjoyed it even though I've never played the game.)
Snow White live-action 3/10 (Yeah, Gal Gadot should not sing again. Like ever. This movie was just a bad choice to do in live-action.)
Lilo & Stich live-action 5/10 (Didn't like the changes to the characters and story, but Stitch at least brought some entertainment value to it.)
How to Train Your Dragon live-action 9/10 (If you are going to do a live-action remake, this is way to do it. Stay true to the original. If it ain't broke, no need to try and fix it.)
Flow 8/10 (Loved the animation style. With there being no dialogue though, and the pacing being so slow, I'm not gonna lie I had a hard time staying awake through the whole thing. Still great animated film and definitely worth a watch.)
Ballerina 7/10 (I'm still kind of John Wicked out, but there was enough new ways they found to kill people in this that I still found it pretty entertaining.)
Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires 9/10 (Making history entertaining. Pretty cool idea and way to keep the Batman character kind of fresh and interesting.)
Superman 8/10 (Superman + James Gunn = Win. Krypto definitely stole the show for me though. Also, was great to see the Mister Terrific character come to the big screen.)
Fantastic Four First Steps 8/10 (Not my favorite Marvel super hero group, but best movie version of it to date for sure.)
Nobody 2 6/10
Tron Ares 7/10
The Running Man remake 5/10
Predator Badlands 9/10 (This was I think my favorite action movie of the year.)

Edited November 29, 2025 by Dark_Cloud_Overhead

[The_annoying_one]

The Substance - 3/10

Basically a 2.5 hour episode of Black Mirror with no payoff. It earns a few points for originality, but that’s as kind as I can be here.

[MasqueradeOverture]

Wake Up Dead Man - 8.5/10

Fuck Netflix, this should've been wide released.

[MasqueradeOverture]

Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair - 1,000,000/10

The extended anime sequence looks a little out of place since it was done later (Production I.G. did it for spec in the late '00s and wasn't included in KB:TWBA prints until now) but it's still awesome.

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

A Meowy Christmas  / 10 ... 6/10

This has got to be the most low-budget, dumbest movies I've ever seen, so of course I couldn't stop laughing throughout pretty much the whole thing. Just one of those cases I think of where it's so bad it's good somehow.

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

The Naked Gun (2025) 3/10

I loved the original, but other than what I thought were a few good gags in this, most of the jokes fell pretty flat for me. Also, Neeson came off as way too stiff and serious the way he played the part I thought. I think my real gripe though is just they made the Drebin character in this seem way more competent and badass than he ever was in the original. What made Leslie Nielsen's version so funny I thought was how much of a bumbling idiot he was and that he still managed to succeed somehow despite that.

[The_annoying_one]

Black Christmas (2019 version)

-10/10

W-what…in the blue hell did I just subject myself to? I’ve seen the first two versions of this movie, and they were kind of dumb, but still somewhat entertaining. This one was…90 minutes of uncomfortable social commentary with very little plot and a few random supernatural elements thrown in for absolutely no reason. I seriously need a lobotomy now…

[MasqueradeOverture]

Marty Supreme - 10/10

The fucking sauce on this thing. Whew.

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

Avatar Fire and Ash 9/10

Felt a tad derivative of the first movie, but still pretty incredible. Not too hard to see where the story will likely go after this. Kind of wonder if they'll be able to film 4 and 5 together like they did with parts 2 and 3. Guess it still depends on what kind of legs this one has at the box office.

[Jman]

Avatar Fire and Ash: 8/10.

Another visually gorgeous but narratively simple entry in the Dances with Smurfs franchise that has the courage to tell people the space elves can be wrong, and often are.  Still, it's the real Avatar now that Airbender is confined to streaming.

[[classic swim]]

Grand Theft Auto (1977). 10/10

Fuck, never judge something just because it’s a Ron Howard production.

Ridiculously funny and everything I’d want in a GTA movie. It’s so rare lately to find a film where all the characters are endearing enough to carry a story.

[The_annoying_one]

Taxi Driver - 7/10

I can’t believe it took me until 2026 to finally watch this. I’ve been aware of the hype surrounding it for a long time now, but I hate to say it really didn’t live up to it. Still a really good movie, but not quite the masterpiece I was led to believe it was.

[The_annoying_one]

Bone Lake - ??/10

Well, that was…something…I guess…

I think I’m just over movies that exist only for shock value these days.

[Blatch]

Umamusume: Beginning of a New Era - 9/10

Spoiler

Tachyon's such an asshole, man. But that won't stop me from loving her.

Edited February 28 by Blatch
Yeah, think I'll up it half a point. Honses are great.

[The_annoying_one]

Your Host - 7.5/10

An almost shameless knockoff of the Saw franchise with a somewhat weak and predictable plot. The only reason I’m giving it such a high score is because Jackie Earle Haley gives an absolutely phenomenal performance here. Worth watching for him alone, if you don’t mind this type of horror.

[The_annoying_one]

War Machine - 5/10

Basically a mash-up of the original Predator movie and Battleship. Not necessarily bad, but completely unoriginal with a horrible ending.

[Jman]

Project Hail Mary - 8.5/10.  Superb character work with one too many false endings, but it still was a very fun movie.

[MasqueradeOverture]

Project Hail Mary - 5/10

Wish I liked this one as much as everyone does, but I was slapping myself awake for a good chunk of it (even saw it in IMAX 70MM).

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

Enter the Dragon - 10/10

Bruce Lee will always be, even posthumously, the GOAT.

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

Bugonia 3/10 (That ending just left me SMH)
Black Phone 2 6/10
Borderline 2/10
Drop 7/10
Dangerous Animals 6/10
The Long Walk 8/10
Captain Fantastic 8/10 (Haven't seen Viggo Mortensen in a movie in a long time.)
Good Fortune 9/10 (Sort of a new age version of It's a Wonderful Life. Just loved Keanu in this. He's just so effortlessly funny.)
Roofman 8/10
Wicked for Good 7/10 (I just liked the first part a lot more. Songs in this one didn't quite strike a chord in me the way the ones in the first movie did.)
Red Sonja 8/10
Seeds 8/10
Now You See me, Now You Don't 6/10
Beast of War 8/10 (I was hungry for a good shark movie. Basically stranded soldiers vs shark.)
Primitive War 7/10 (And this one was basically stranded soldiers vs dinosaurs.)
Five Night's at Freddy's 2 7/10
Zootopia 2 9/10
Anaconda (the new one) 5/10 (Probably my least favorite Jack Black movie in some time.)
Buffalo Kids 9/10
Super Mario Galaxy 9/10 (Not quite as perfect as I felt the first one was, but it was still pretty out of this world. Pun intended.)

[The_annoying_one]

Tusk - 2/10

I don’t even want to say anything about this one. I know I was really late watching it, but I really wish I hadn’t at all.

[The_annoying_one]

From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina - 6/10

Definitely not bad. Just more of the same tired cliches from the previous movies.

[Jman]

Michael - 4/10. Slickly produced, grandiose celebration of Jacko before he went wacko, with only surface scratching of his issues, with most of the blame placed on his dad.  If you’re here for the music you’ll love it but everyone else is bound to call it a softball.

[The_annoying_one]

Jurassic World: Rebirth - 4/10

I think this franchise is officially dead in the water at this point. This particular installment was completely mindless, and it still couldn’t manage to hold my attention very well.

[The_annoying_one]

Alien: Romulus - 7/10

Triple Frontier - 8.5/10

 

[blueraven1979]

Super Mario Galaxy - 9/10.

Spoiler

Not as good as the first one but a fun movie.

I love all the references to Super Mario 2 and seeing Luigi in the frog suit for the reference to Super Mario 3.

The music was great as well.  Too bad there wasn't much of a plot but it's a Mario movie so

I wasn't expecting much.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Hokum - 8.5/10

I’m not usually a fan of supernatural horror, but this one was really well written and intense. The jump scares were mostly pretty ridiculous, but that’s to be expected. Overall, I really enjoyed this one.

[Jman]

Mortal Kombat II - 7/10

The exact kind of stupid, violent fun you want from a MK movie, with more focus on the game characters.

[Jman]

Gundam Hathaway: The Sorcery of Nymph Circle. 8/10  Less giant robot battles than one would expect from a Gundam movie (save a very good one at the end) and instead a fascinating character study of a man wracked with guilt over the world but tempted to throw away his cause because he’s horny as hell.  Actually playing him as sexual but pathetic in how he handles it makes it quite the interesting antidote to the “everyone is beautiful, no one is horny” leads of the 2010s.

Edited May 19 by Jman

[MasqueradeOverture]

Obsession - 10/10

I haven't been this pumped about a horror movie since Hereditary. WHEW.