What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Insipid]

V8 low sodium tastes so nasty. I drink it cause it's very high in potassium . . . and the potassium is what makes it taste like shit.  🙃

[The_annoying_one]

Of all the houses to park in front of, why does it always have to be mine? I don’t know you, and you’re kind of freaking my paranoid ass out.

[-Kudasai-]

8 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Of all the houses to park in front of, why does it always have to be mine? I don’t know you, and you’re kind of freaking my paranoid ass out.

Mr. Hoonie?

[QueenoftheDorks]

My new job starts on Monday and I got my email telling me where to report to and what it and I’m very nervous. I haven’t worked in person since 2020. What if I forgot how to be around other people?

[The_annoying_one]

This really is the worst day I’ve had in quite a long time. And it’s been an extremely slow day on top of everything.

[The_annoying_one]

I just spent the entire afternoon with my brother while he’s apartment hunting. Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially peopled out.

[[classic swim]]

There’s a diet Mountain Dew and then there’s a zero Mountain Dew? I mean, what’s the difference?

[Insipid]

3 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

There’s a diet Mountain Dew and then there’s a zero Mountain Dew? I mean, what’s the difference?

I never had Mountain Dew Zero, but I find Coke Zero to taste much closer to regular Coke than Diet Coke.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

12 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

There’s a diet Mountain Dew and then there’s a zero Mountain Dew? I mean, what’s the difference?

I'm assuming Diet and Zero use different artificial sweeteners as each other.

[mthor]

Whatever happened to Juan Valdez and his burro?

[The_annoying_one]

Just kind of hoping the plans I reluctantly agreed to in the next few hours don’t end up extending into the evening. I just want leftovers and a crappy movie tonight.

[Insipid]

So the Michael Jackson movie ends in the late 1980s with his Bad tour . . . conveniently right before Home Alone comes out and he becomes obsessed with McCaulay Culkin, and then the accusations of molesting boys afterward. 🙃

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I'd draw a shovel, and a pair of knitting needles knitting some yarn.

[-Kudasai-]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'd draw a shovel, and a pair of knitting needles knitting some yarn.

That's what I found when I googled how to draw dignity.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just came home from the DMV. The number they gave me was B008.

Last night at work, I wrote down an asset number on a laptop in case I needed to lend it to a manager. The asset number started with the numbers 180085 and then there were like three more random numbers at the end.

Spoiler

 

[scoobdog]

35 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Just came home from the DMV. The number they gave me was B008.

Last night at work, I wrote down an asset number on a laptop in case I needed to lend it to a manager. The asset number started with the numbers 180085 and then there were like three more random numbers at the end.

  Reveal hidden contents

 

You don't just want to pet the goth cats do you?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You don't just want to pet the goth cats do you?

I'd like to pet a big titty goth gf, if that's what you're asking.

[The_annoying_one]

Today would have been my mom’s 67th birthday, and I keep getting random emails about Mother’s Day deals. Why must karma fuck with me like this?

Edited April 24 by The_annoying_one
My brain can’t math today, I guess.

[Insipid]

I think puttanesca has become my new favorite pasta dish. It's an umami bomb, and it's pretty easy to make.

[[classic swim]]

Yeah, I’m not buying sake again. Just leaving it out for now and having the champagne like normal. 

[The_annoying_one]

When did I become the person people come to when they just want to hang out? I guess I should feel appreciated here, but it’s just kind of…weird…

[scoobdog]

On 4/25/2026 at 3:59 PM, [classic swim] said:

Yeah, I’m not buying sake again. Just leaving it out for now and having the champagne like normal. 

Only tangentially related.  One time I brought back Chinese rice wine from Beijing because I thought it might be closeish to sake.  Turns out it tastes like paint thinner.

[Insipid]

Amazon Prime seriously is not worth it anymore. Compare it to a Premium Sam's Club membership, which is now significantly cheaper than a Prime membership. You get cashback, discounted gas, access to shitty but cheap cafeteria food, and gift cards being sold at a loss. Many items on amazon are no longer eligible for two day shipping and its customer service has gone down the shitter.

[Jman]

Someone by work had a HunterXHunter license plate holder for a Benz.

New York is weird.

[The_annoying_one]

So, it’s not just my phone being a piece of crap, as usual. The Apple Weather app is down for a lot of people right now. That…somehow doesn’t make me feel much better.

[-Kudasai-]

Next time I should make sure I'm in the right thread before hitting post, that is all. 

Edited April 29 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Watching my teenage niece practice volleyball in a place with almost no phone service. Is this hell?

[-Kudasai-]

The highlight of my day was taking a nap with Popeye on in the background.

[Jman]

That was not a basketball game.  That was an ass whooping.

[Insipid]

I finally logged into my credit karma account after years of neglect and . . . it was nowhere near as bad as I thought. The score was low, I'm too embarrassed to say just how low, but it is definitely redeemable. I don't feel bad about having recklessly spent tens of thousands of dollars when bankers recklessly play around with billions of dollars in debt. One main difference is that I don't plan on doing it a second time.

[Insipid]

I still have trouble forgiving my sister for telling me Snape killed Dumbledore, even though she was only 10. I think a 10 year old would have sense not to spoil something though. That book was such a good suspense novel, making you think oh no, Snape is a good guy who would never betray Dumbledore . . . then for 2 years everyone thought he was evil. I fortunately didn't get Deathly Hallows spoiled, but that was more of a magical war novel than suspense.

Oh well. It's just a work of fiction, I guess. I'm sure a book phenomenon like Harry Potter will happen any day again. And this all happened just a few weeks before my parents separated for good. 

Oh well. 🤬

[The_annoying_one]

Who’s the lucky bastard who just got forced into some unavoidable day-ruining bullshit within the next hour or so? You guessed it. This guy. 

[Still Me]

that my lexapro flatlines my brain from time to time....i dont much have thought outside of what im typing. 

my tv may be too loud....im listening to the golden girls for some light noise...

I find that my medication does help with the depression and the endless swirling thoughts that lead into me cutting up my thigh....but i worry that its just masking something rather that fixing anything. 

I cant stop thinking about some of the things that were said. I recently was in the hospital and i had reached out and was ignored. i expected this, but after spending 2 days there id have figured id get some kinda response ya kno? when i called and pointed out the lack of any decency i was told 'im still mad at you, i dont want to talk to you.' when i said 'you couldnt put that aside to check in on me as a person? i was going septic, i could have died and you would have been the only one to know.' and the answer i got in return was 'i cant be the only one you reach out to'. 

i think about that a lot. what if i did die? no one would know, he would ignore the hospital im sure. i dont even think that if he did get the message he would reach out to my dad, or my brother. its kinda eye opening. to know that even when you die nobody is gonna care. 

but yeah these lexapro really help. it allows me more of an analytical spin rather than one filled with emotion....

merry christmas

[The_annoying_one]

Okay, that’s enough adulting for today. The world can fuck off now.

[-Kudasai-]

I get my schedule and the manager tells me I'm probably not going to like it.

*Sees schedule*

You're right I don't like it 😞 

Edited May 5 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Thanks for texting to let me know my package has arrived…like an hour after I went out and grabbed the package from my porch. Dumbasses.

[tsar4]

I saw a commercial for the movie "Pressure" and the guy playing Ike sounded like the late Fred Thompson and the few glimpses made me wonder if he had a son who acted, so I looked it up...

It's Brendan Fraser.  Great makeup job, I never would have guessed from what I saw.

[Insipid]

Well, I got high for the first time in years, some sativa vape shit. It honestly feels therapeutic this time. I may do it more often, like a month or two.

[The_annoying_one]

This nonstop pouring rain isn’t helping anything at all. Oh well.

[The_annoying_one]

I just randomly got invited to go to the movies tomorrow. I don’t even know what’s playing and I kind of hate the experience, but I think I still wanna go. I could use the distraction.

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been depressed to the point I don’t wanna listen to music, purging porn and fun shit off my camera...

I might have ketoacidosis despite not being diagnosed with diabetes. Last week it was my lack of appetite, and now my mouth smells of blood after I’ve had a shit ton of rum/wine and strawberry daiquiris.

[The_annoying_one]

Reddit sure is pissier than usual today. Oh well. This changes nothing about how I’m going to conduct myself. Challenge accepted.

[-Kudasai-]

I am witnessing a level of dysfunction I've never seen before in my life. It's fascinating, it'll be funny if it weren't so sad.

[The_annoying_one]

Trying to help an elderly relative, through FB Messenger, figure out whatever they did to their settings without actually being able to see WTF they’re even talking about was not on my itinerary for tonight, but I somehow did it.

Sorry for the long run-on sentence here. It’s been a weird day.

[Insipid]

Rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies . . . The Beatles really did all the drugs, all of them.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

9 hours ago, Insipid said:

Rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies . . . The Beatles really did all the drugs, all of them.

Toe jam football.

[-Kudasai-]

I'm starting to belive that Internet Archive is having the same AI bot problems that this this site has been having. 

[André Toulon]

I guess since I order something from Amazon like once a year, I dont get it, but why try to make me pay for prime when you're just going to give it to me free every time i actually order something. 

I already cancelled it but i still have it until June.... I'm legit not going to order anything else, and left my dead ass paypal as my primary payment option. You might as well just let me pay shipping instead of trying to finesse me into a subscription.

[Still Me]

Getting up at 4:30 to go to the gym is killing me. It’s almost 8 and I’m already dozing. I wonder if it’s all worth it. I need it to be

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Four score and seven years ago... Our forefathers brought forth a new nation... Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy.