What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Insipid]

I think I'm not gonna renew my youtube subscription this month. I'm tired of their bullshit algorithm, and there is just so much AI generated garbage being recommended to me. I guess I'll deal with the ads, as they give me negative reinforcement to not watch as often. 

The thing is I'm still gonna pay for ChatGPT Plus. It's too useful a tool for foreign language learning. It has been fairly accurate when it comes to calorie counting.

Edited Saturday at 10:36 PM by Insipid

[[classic swim]]

“Ooh I’m so quirky and counterproductive. Just glossy over where I do as I’m told and waterboard a Turkic guy for the feds.” Option A was so satisfying this playthrough. Fucking Buzzfeed tier wuss shock value.

[Jman]

The eternal struggle between hating my current government and going “USA!  USA!” when our athletes take home the gold over Canada.

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m being randomly bombarded with ads for “affordable housing in your area” today. 

But the one ad I accidentally clicked on was talking about housing clear across the country. Why must you toy with me like this, internet? Why?

[-Kudasai-]

Since team USA won the gold medal in hockey I'm going to make a bold ass prediction and if I'm wrong I'll the hold the L, a Canadian team will the Stanley Cup this year. I predict that the third time will be a charm and the Edmonton Oilers get it done. 

[Insipid]

I normally love Aldi products, but their Fiber One knockoff bars are absolutely horrible. The number one ingredient is fructo-oligosaccharides, which I won't pretend to know what it is, but you can fell it's heavily processed. Add that to a high amount of sugar alcohols and you get a product that causes intense bloating. I had one and just trashed the rest.

[The_annoying_one]

Facebook is telling me I need to update my phone number, which literally has not changed since the day I joined their stupid app.

This absolutely does not matter at all. I just thought it was kind of funny in a stupid way.

[Insipid]

These Indian scammers keep calling my workplace.

Scammer: Hello, this is George. I'm here to assist you with your Medicare.

Me: Madarchod (motherfucker in Hindi)

Scammer: You want me to fuck your mother or sister or brother?

🙄

[[classic swim]]

My brain for some reason wanted me to remember the Eddie Murphy SNL sketch with Buckwheat getting shot.

[The_annoying_one]

Oh good. I spent probably half an hour searching Tubi for a movie to watch, and finally settled on some slasher centered on…social media influencers…

I’ll just keep it on as background noise while I play around on my phone. That’s what I do most nights, anyway. 🤷‍♂️