What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Insipid]

I'm a seasonal part timer at JCPenney, and I price matched sales to Cyber Monday deals all throughout my shift. My coworker told me I wasn't supposed to do that.

Oh well.

[André Toulon]

Only few stereotypes have actual validity 

Edited November 29, 2022 by André Toulon

[DragonSinger]

The fuck is Nobu? *Looks up the menu and prices* LOL! Hell naw. Would y'all please go look up an izakaya(Georgia actually has some good ones) instead of wasting money on overpriced food?

[The_annoying_one]

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

 

Spaceballs sucks.

[Jman]

7 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

The fuck is Nobu? *Looks up the menu and prices* LOL! Hell naw. Would y'all please go look up an izakaya(Georgia actually has some good ones) instead of wasting money on overpriced food?

I remember the Nobu in a Miami hotel.  That was some shock since I was used to some good New York sushi places where the portion was a lot bigger.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

17 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

 

Spaceballs sucks.

Well that's certainly a hot take. Care to elaborate?

[The_annoying_one]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well that's certainly a hot take. Care to elaborate?

Yeah, I knew I’d catch some heat for that post. 😄

Eh….I probably was wrong for saying that since I only watched a few minutes of it (still haven’t seen the whole movie).

It was just a little too slapstick for my tastes.

[scoobdog]

5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well that's certainly a hot take. Care to elaborate?

I mean.... it does quite literally.

[André Toulon]

I don't think it sucks but I can take or leave Spaceballs.  It feels like a cult classic who's cult kinda stopped caring

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

19 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I mean.... it does quite literally.

Are you talking about the giant space robot vacuuming?

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are you talking about the giant space robot vacuuming?

Naturally 

[Odd Man Rush]

Nah...I think I'll keep that info to myself for now

[Insipid]

I recently learned karen means lovely in Japanese. It's pronounced kah-ren, not kair-en though lol

[DragonSinger]

I swear, soccer fans are cold-blooded. Y'all make that shit personal or don't care about winning and are just happy to fuck up the opposing team. Like football fans do shit like that, but soccer fans are like, "Hey he's sobbing after losing. Can y'all get a better zoomed in pic, I want to see his pain in 4k." "No I don't support our continent. I wish for the downfall of every country except 'blank'(and they all have that same favorite country 😆)". I'm not blaming y'all for hating on specific players like that because I can tell from what was called the 'Battle of the Rapists', that some of that hate is really earned. But y'all are still so much 😂. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

I swear, soccer fans are cold-blooded. Y'all make that shit personal or don't care about winning and are just happy to fuck up the opposing team. Like football fans do shit like that, but soccer fans are like, "Hey he's sobbing after losing. Can y'all get a better zoomed in pic, I want to see his pain in 4k." "No I don't support our continent. I wish for the downfall of every country except 'blank'(and they all have that same favorite country 😆)". I'm not blaming y'all for hating on specific players like that because I can tell from what was called the 'Battle of the Rapists', that some of that hate is really earned. But y'all are still so much 😂. 

They don't call them "soccer hooligans" for nothing.

[Seight]

Unironically why is Baby It's Cold Outside still part of the Christmas music rotation?

[Odd Man Rush]

Congratulations you just fucked it up for everyone 

[DragonSinger]

Spoutible actually looks like it might be decent when it's up.

[SwimModSponges]

Fuck timezones.

Everyone should have the same time.

December in the southern hemisphere is the middle of summer.

They don't go around calling it July.

3:00 PM should be 3:00 PM, no matter if it's lunchtime or the middle of the night.

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Fuck timezones.

Everyone should have the same time.

December in the southern hemisphere is the middle of summer.

They don't go around calling it July.

3:00 PM should be 3:00 PM, no matter if it's lunchtime or the middle of the night.

Doesn't this conflict with the religion of time

[SwimModSponges]

Nah, pretty much any expression of time would theoretically be valid- I mean if what we called a "minute" lasted 15 "seconds" it'd be the same thing as a "zebra" being called a "oifedfiehf". 

Just labels we slapped on to things.

Edited December 5, 2022 by SwimModSponges

[SwimModSponges]

Here's one-

We should create a new measurement of time called a "moment" which consists of what we now consider roughly 8 "seconds". 

We now abolish the concept of the second and make the moment the smallest most-commonly used measure of time.

The reasoning behind that is because numerous tests have concluded that the human frame of reference for what we consider to be "the present" is roughly 8 seconds long, with stimuli experienced upwards of nine seconds ago appearing as memories rather than current stream of consciousness. 

...

The numberpad on the keyboard should have a button that brings up a calculator.

 

[Insipid]

Much of your musings invoke the expression, "why reinvent the wheel?"

[Seight]

My brain: "I can watch this animation of...Gura in Youtube trending and be fine, the "Hololive Hole" is just a meme, right?"

SpongeBob Narrator voice: THREE MONTHS LATER

Colorado AD Admits 'We Don't Have The Money Yet' for Deion Sanders' Contract AND IMMEDIATELY MY BRAIN GOES TO

 

[TrigunBebop]

Currently thinking about how much of a stupid, sexy disappointment the new balloons I recently bought are.

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, Seight said:

My brain: "I can watch this animation of...Gura in Youtube trending and be fine, the "Hololive Hole" is just a meme, right?"

SpongeBob Narrator voice: THREE MONTHS LATER

Colorado AD Admits 'We Don't Have The Money Yet' for Deion Sanders' Contract AND IMMEDIATELY MY BRAIN GOES TO

 

Wait, they said that....I figured they just had 5m sitting around

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

18 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Here's one-

We should create a new measurement of time called a "moment" which consists of what we now consider roughly 8 "seconds". 

We now abolish the concept of the second and make the moment the smallest most-commonly used measure of time.

The reasoning behind that is because numerous tests have concluded that the human frame of reference for what we consider to be "the present" is roughly 8 seconds long, with stimuli experienced upwards of nine seconds ago appearing as memories rather than current stream of consciousness. 

...

The numberpad on the keyboard should have a button that brings up a calculator.

 

8 doesn't divide evenly into 60 so we'd have to do away with minutes and hours too.

[DragonSinger]

Why couldn't y'all pair Viola Davis with Michelle Yeoh? I hate y'all!

[DragonSinger]

I wish Muskrat cultists would go get a neuralink. <.< >.>

[Seight]

Holy shit, Tony Schiavone actually finished a backstage interview without being interrupted for once.

[The_annoying_one]

Would it be possible for me to just, like, avoid people for the rest of my life, and still be a somewhat productive member of this crap we call society?

[DragonSinger]

My procrastination today is at a level that I have to watch a Twitch of someone writing in order to write.

[DragonSinger]

If I was into weed, I would definitely get that coffee mug bong shaped like a unicorn.

[André Toulon]

4 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

If I was into weed, I would definitely get that coffee mug bong shaped like a unicorn.

There is way too much happening here for me to visualize this

[DragonSinger]

My bad, @André Toulon, a pipe/mug shaped like a unicorn. I love cute ass tacky shit like this, but weed holds no interest for me. Booze fulfills my chilling needs.

Edited December 8, 2022 by DragonSinger

[André Toulon]

.....I have to say, it didn't fully form but that's about what I was thinking.

[Seight]

I've fallen down some weird internet holes before, but somehow I went from "this fanart below" to "there's a company in Bangladesh, called New Zealand Dairy, that makes OC do-not-steal versions of Doritos and Oreos" in...like, six or seven clicks.

[UwPp]

[SwimModSponges]

Corners are just doorways turned inside out.

[UwPp]

That’s right @scoobdog I’m talking about you. 

[Odd Man Rush]

Redd Foxx said it best 

"You have got to wash your ass"

It just seems like some didn't get the memo 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Odd Man Rush

[DragonSinger]

I just want to try Whataburger one time. Why won't the lines calm down? I refuse to wait an hour+ for fast food because that ruins the experience before you even eat. Damn that university near it and other folks wanting a 5 a.m. burger.

[André Toulon]

29 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

I just want to try Whataburger one time. Why won't the lines calm down? I refuse to wait an hour+ for fast food because that ruins the experience before you even eat. Damn that university near it and other folks wanting a 5 a.m. burger.

The one here is always packed and there's nothing but casinos here.. actually that explains it

 

[DragonSinger]

Thank fucking God I switched to serial stories. Traditional publishing is just more depressing news back to back. 

[DragonSinger]

I don't care, I like Unholy by Sam Smith. I know it's the dancer in me that likes bad music that lets me groove. Thanks to the folks that took out Kim Petra's parts the best they could though.

[André Toulon]

16 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

I don't care, I like Unholy by Sam Smith. I know it's the dancer in me that likes bad music that lets me groove. Thanks to the folks that took out Kim Petra's parts the best they could though.

Lol wdh

[DragonSinger]

8 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Lol wdh

Dancer secret: we can have some of the shittiest taste in music. All we want is a decent beat and don't care about shit else. Look up "Imagine Dragons" and "choreography" on youtube and you gon' see.

[Odd Man Rush]

I just can't bring myself to do laundry at home anymore. I just prefer the laundromat even though it costs more and it requires me to actually leave the apartment to make trip, it's just a more reliable way to get my clothes cleaned than having to share one washer and one dryer between 12 other tenants 

[The_annoying_one]

Thinking about spending my entire Christmas in bed, but I know people won’t let it happen.

[Seight]

To show more evidence on why I read the website Defector, here are some tags for a story on the Detroit Lions posted today:

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