What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[bnmjy]

Labia shaped speakers vibrating to the beat of Pussy Lipa's "Levitating"

[DragonSinger]

Why is it always my shitposts? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, DragonSinger said:

Why is it always my shitposts? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

You're trying to be the adult around a bunch of children...you kinda asked for this

[DragonSinger]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

You're trying to be the adult around a bunch of children...you kinda asked for this

Bah! I want my book tweets to get as many likes and retweets as my shitposts! *Throws table*

[Kudasai]

spaghetti and fish sticks for dinner tonight

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

Kielbasa and rice for dinner tonight.

[Vamped]

.... I hate Shinji ... he's such a bitch

[DragonSinger]

Okay, y'all aren't liking my book posts but y'all are subscribing. 😍 I like money.

[Sawdamizer]

Tornado warnings blaring all through out the house…. Not sure what happened yet but loud bang, and the news says something went down just now.

anyways…. See y’all in the funny pages 

[GuyBeardmane]

13 hours ago, Vamped said:

.... I hate Shinji ... he's such a bitch

Okay so I went on a spoiler tirade the day the movie came out because I was super hyped and man, lemme just say, this last one is the least bitch version of Shinji and it makes me glad.

[DragonSinger]

I am about to 'OK Boomer' this dude.

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Okay so I went on a spoiler tirade the day the movie came out because I was super hyped and man, lemme just say, this last one is the least bitch version of Shinji and it makes me glad.

I stopped like 20 mins into the last movie. He's still a bitch so far. We'll see what happens 

[Kudasai]

I want more fish sticks

[Vamped]

So I stumbled upon this doing a training ... is it me ... or does this look suspiciously like detective Conan?

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

So I stumbled upon this doing a training ... is it me ... or does this look suspiciously like detective Conan?

I always forget about this anime and I kinda liked it

[Vamped]

Just now, André Toulon said:

I always forget about this anime and I kinda liked it

I forgot about it too, until it showed up in my job training XD

I wonder if somebody did it intentionally or they just found a picture on the internet and was like ... good enough ... for this company wide training module 

[Vamped]

I'm trying really hard ...   not to be mean or a troll but it's so hard 

 

In other thoughts. That Artemis Fowl movie was shit. It was just a long ass episode of the Odd Squad. 

[DragonSinger]

I...did not expect that ending of Clickbait.

I also need to get off Twitter so I don't call this bitch a cunt. I am a professional, I am a professional, I am a professional, I am a-

[katt_goddess]

Wondering if my stuffed up sinuses and heightened pain bs are just from flying all over the damn place and dealing with changes in temperature or if I brought something back with me that's just waiting to burst through my chest in a few days. 

[Vamped]

Why does Elsa have to take her hair down when she starts singing for real?

I didn't want to watch Frozen II but the miniature did and yet in true little kid fashion, they fall asleep and leave you invested enough to finish it by yourself 

Edited September 10, 2021 by Vamped

[BlackNoir]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Why does Elsa have to take her hair down when she starts singing for real?

I didn't want to watch Frozen II but the miniature did and yet in true little kid fashion, they fall asleep and leave you invested enough to finish it by yourself 

Kinda glad I didn't have to suffer through it....But I'll admit....I might disney+ that shit one night out of sheer boredom.

[DragonSinger]

Well shit. Looks like y'all do expect me to upload a chapter a day, huh?

[DragonSinger]

That shit is gonna go wrong some kind of way. Why even do this?

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

Thinking of what to have for dinner at the moment. 😐

[brian_boru]

Hot chips and cottage cheese.

[DragonSinger]

McDonald's hit the spot tonight.

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

McDonald's hit the spot tonight.

*Washes hands of sorce*

[Sawdamizer]

Fired one of my managers tonight, never easy.

[DragonSinger]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

*Washes hands of sorce*

Look, the bread wasn't hard, the patties weren't dry, and the fries were fresh because I ask for them unsalted. If I don't have to cook shit on a working night, the bare minimum fulfills me. He who hath partaken of Taco Bell in the last five years cannot judge me.

Ugh. It's so hard keeping up with a murder timeline for serial killers. Oh wait, I haven't written out an actual timeline for this. Naw, that shit is Future Me's problem.

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, DragonSinger said:

Look, the bread wasn't hard, the patties weren't dry, and the fries were fresh because I ask for them unsalted. If I don't have to cook shit on a working night, the bare minimum fulfills me. He who hath partaken of Taco Bell in the last five years cannot judge me.

Ugh. It's so hard keeping up with a murder timeline for serial killers. Oh wait, I haven't written out an actual timeline for this. Naw, that shit is Future Me's problem.

I mean, c'mon...you seen me post about eating a day old, pre-heated hungry man out of the microwave...so I'm fully aware that I'm a fucking raccoon....but.... McDonald's, lol.

[katt_goddess]

Wondering if it's possible to sneeze so hard brain matter gets sucked through the barrier and past the sinuses. 

[Real_AirCooledGirl]

The fish and chips I just had for dinner. I poured Elijah's Xtreme Regret sauce on the fish and started hiccupping after the first bite. But was it too hot for me? FUCK NO!

[mthor]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Wondering if it's possible to sneeze so hard brain matter gets sucked through the barrier and past the sinuses. 

It's possible to fracture a rib while coughing, so why not?

[Kudasai]

Food

[katt_goddess]

18 minutes ago, mthor said:

It's possible to fracture a rib while coughing, so why not?

I've sneezed so hard that parts were paralyzed briefly.

I think I don't know maths now.

[Vamped]

Made some meatballs for spaghetti and I'm just seasoning from memory and feeling(?) so I can't tell if they're good or not

I feel like thats enough garlic ... prolly throw in some more just in case 

[Kudasai]

Ratchet happy hour is in full swing 

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Ratchet happy hour is in full swing 

What makes it ratchet instead of just regular happy hour? XD

[Kudasai]

11 minutes ago, Vamped said:

What makes it ratchet instead of just regular happy hour? XD

cursing, fist fights and the cops being called, all in that order. 

[Vamped]

22 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

cursing, fist fights and the cops being called, all in that order. 

Just regular happy hour unless there's no alcohol XD

[bnmjy]

There are youtubers with clickbaity titles, "White guy shocks people with perfect Chinese!" These people tend to still have accents and not have native-like fluency, which is usually the standard for perfection. Imagine if a Chinese guy were to create a video "Chinese guy shocks people with perfect English!" while still having an accent: "Speak English and go back to your country."

Check your native English-speaking privilege, lol

Edited September 14, 2021 by bnmjy

[Kudasai]

Who fucking snitched?

[Vamped]

Need something to play. Must be out of it because I don't feel like hopping back into the Witcher 3 ... 

[Sawdamizer]

My dreams, for more than a week now, have all included previous girlfriends. Not like sex dreams or anything like that, but they’ve been involved and usually with some sort of anger towards me or disappointment in me with things…. Example - keeping pictures of my wife in my office, while they still had feelings for me….

so… I’m thinking, what the fuck brain. It’s been like 20 years since I’ve seen these people.

idk… figure that shit out Freud.

[GuyBeardmane]

2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

My dreams, for more than a week now, have all included previous girlfriends. Not like sex dreams or anything like that, but they’ve been involved and usually with some sort of anger towards me or disappointment in me with things…. Example - keeping pictures of my wife in my office, while they still had feelings for me….

so… I’m thinking, what the fuck brain. It’s been like 20 years since I’ve seen these people.

idk… figure that shit out Freud.

To dream about your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend or ex-husband/wife, that you and your ex are kissing/fighting or that you and your ex got back together again suggests that something or someone in your current life is bringing out similar feelings you felt during that relationship with your ex. The dream may be a way of alerting you to similar behavioral patterns in your current relationship. What you learn from that previous relationship may need to be applied to the present one so that you do no repeat the same mistakes. Alternatively, you may be reflecting on the positive experiences and good times that you shared with your past love. Dreams of getting back together with your ex or of your ex wanting to get back together with you may not necessarily be a reflection of reality. This dream may be triggered by some major change in your current relationship and how far you have come from those past relationships.

[Sawdamizer]

2 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

To dream about your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend or ex-husband/wife, that you and your ex are kissing/fighting or that you and your ex got back together again suggests that something or someone in your current life is bringing out similar feelings you felt during that relationship with your ex. The dream may be a way of alerting you to similar behavioral patterns in your current relationship. What you learn from that previous relationship may need to be applied to the present one so that you do no repeat the same mistakes. Alternatively, you may be reflecting on the positive experiences and good times that you shared with your past love. Dreams of getting back together with your ex or of your ex wanting to get back together with you may not necessarily be a reflection of reality. This dream may be triggered by some major change in your current relationship and how far you have come from those past relationships.

Do you take Aetna insurance? Checks in the mail my dude.

No real changes in my marriage, that I can see, maybe subconsciously I’m picking up on something? Idk… I’ll be 38 soon, midlife brain shit? I’ve remained friends with most of my exes, a few exceptions that I’d take the blame for and wouldn’t expect forgiveness, but those ones haven’t ever been any dreams that I can recall.

[GuyBeardmane]

Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Do you take Aetna insurance? Checks in the mail my dude.

No real changes in my marriage, that I can see, maybe subconsciously I’m picking up on something? Idk… I’ll be 38 soon, midlife brain shit? I’ve remained friends with most of my exes, a few exceptions that I’d take the blame for and wouldn’t expect forgiveness, but those ones haven’t ever been any dreams that I can recall.

It's probably midlife brain shit.  Just a wave of nostalgia and thinking "what if" and all that goes with it.  This past summer my midlife brain shit had me travel four hours back to the town I lived in when I graduated high school just to go to the little barbecue restaurant for a giant stuffed baked potato.

It was a damn good potato, though.

[Kudasai]

Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) is such an underrated drummer

[TrigunBebop]

Blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons.

[DragonSinger]

I wish I had it in me to thaw some raw chicken breasts, slice 'em, and then fry 'em up. *Sighs while looking at the frozen Tyson chicken* Fuck.