ghostrek Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 I woke up this morning to a pop and a squirrel jumping on its electrical Transformer and died Only in my small town must have to number of squirrel suicides per capita 1 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2024 Author Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 3:01 PM, Insipid said: ok Expand yes what? now 2 Quote
Vamped Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 Better a squirrel suicide ... than a human one ...? I guess ...? Maybe ... er probably? 1 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2024 Author Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 4:02 PM, Vamped said: Better a squirrel suicide ... than a human one ...? I guess ...? Maybe ... er probably? Expand yes @Vamped i guess Quote
UwPp Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 6:44 PM, André Toulon said: Thank Expand 2 Quote
mthor Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 6:47 PM, UwPp said: Expand ok? 1 5 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2024 Author Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 8:38 PM, scoobdog said: Did you bury the poor little guy? Expand no? why? Quote
scoobdog Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 8:47 PM, ghostrek said: no? why? Expand Cause he got blowed up? Quote
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2024 Author Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 8:49 PM, scoobdog said: Cause he got blowed up? Expand ? the cats will eat him 1 Quote
Insipid Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 3:04 PM, ghostrek said: yes what? now Expand history Quote
scoobdog Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 9:00 PM, ghostrek said: ? the cats will eat him Expand That’s cold, man. Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 4, 2024 Posted July 4, 2024 ghostrek what would ya do if you had to fuck a girl’s pussy using only your nose? 1 3 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 5, 2024 Author Posted July 5, 2024 On 7/4/2024 at 10:46 PM, [classic swim] said: ghostrek what would ya do if you had to fuck a girl’s pussy using only your nose? Expand what ? Quote
tsar4 Posted July 5, 2024 Posted July 5, 2024 Back when I lived in Chicago, a critter got into an electrical substation. Lots of noise, flashes and a few city blocks without power for a couple of hours. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 5, 2024 Posted July 5, 2024 On 7/5/2024 at 2:48 AM, ghostrek said: what ? Expand Hope you had a good holiday night, my friend. Quote
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2024 Posted July 7, 2024 On 7/5/2024 at 1:18 PM, [classic swim] said: Hope you had a good holiday night, my friend. Expand Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 7, 2024 Posted July 7, 2024 On 7/7/2024 at 3:02 AM, scoobdog said: Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky. Expand On 7/4/2024 at 9:00 PM, ghostrek said: ? the cats will eat him Expand He really was like Stalin for saying this. 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2024 Posted July 7, 2024 On 7/7/2024 at 3:10 AM, [classic swim] said: He really was like Stalin for saying this. Expand It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out. 2 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 7, 2024 Author Posted July 7, 2024 On 7/7/2024 at 5:33 AM, scoobdog said: It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out. Expand well toledo edison has no pr bs like that well it just sucks 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 8, 2024 Posted July 8, 2024 On 7/7/2024 at 6:51 PM, ghostrek said: well toledo edison has no pr bs like that well it just sucks Expand If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein. Quote
ghostrek Posted July 9, 2024 Author Posted July 9, 2024 On 7/8/2024 at 12:57 AM, scoobdog said: If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein. Expand dude I have the electric company in my area that runs a nuclear plant that would make Springfields from The Simpsons look like the best nuclear power plant in the world I'm biased in my opinion but the local Nuclear Power Plant Would be Chernobyl meet Fukushima Daiichi if anything goes wrong okay their PR is the last thing I'm worried about Quote
scoobdog Posted July 9, 2024 Posted July 9, 2024 On 7/9/2024 at 2:12 AM, ghostrek said: dude I have the electric company in my area that runs a nuclear plant that would make Springfields from The Simpsons look like the best nuclear power plant in the world I'm biased in my opinion but the local Nuclear Power Plant Would be Chernobyl meet Fukushima Daiichi if anything goes wrong okay their PR is the last thing I'm worried about Expand That seems a bit dramatic. What are you basing this “biased” opinion on? Quote
ghostrek Posted July 9, 2024 Author Posted July 9, 2024 On 7/9/2024 at 2:39 AM, scoobdog said: That seems a bit dramatic. What are you basing this “biased” opinion on? Expand here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis–Besse_Nuclear_Power_Station#:~:text=Throughout its operation%2C Davis–Besse,the United States since 1979. Quote
ghostrek Posted July 9, 2024 Author Posted July 9, 2024 (edited) On 7/9/2024 at 3:07 PM, scoobdog said: It's even part of a bribery scandal. Wow.I Expand Yes it's kind of funny if it wasn't so horrifying @scoobdog Edited July 9, 2024 by ghostrek 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 12, 2024 Posted July 12, 2024 I passed through Ohio a few weeks back. What a boring fuckin state to drive through. PS Fremont is a crap hole 1 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 13, 2024 Author Posted July 13, 2024 On 7/12/2024 at 4:42 PM, 1pooh4u said: I passed through Ohio a few weeks back. What a boring fuckin state to drive through. PS Fremont is a crap hole Expand true on both counts 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 17, 2024 Posted July 17, 2024 On 7/13/2024 at 4:08 AM, ghostrek said: true on both counts Expand Seriously I was staying in a comfort inn in Fremont and all the people looked like methed out zombies. I also didn’t remember the state being so flat. My brother went to college in Athens (OU) so I been before but I guess it’s a totally different part of the state. State was flatter than a white girl’s ass before implants 1 Quote
ghostrek Posted July 17, 2024 Author Posted July 17, 2024 On 7/17/2024 at 6:15 PM, 1pooh4u said: Seriously I was staying in a comfort inn in Fremont and all the people looked like methed out zombies. I also didn’t remember the state being so flat. My brother went to college in Athens (OU) so I been before but I guess it’s a totally different part of the state. State was flatter than a white girl’s ass before implants Expand I was in the Lima area that is not that far from Fremont but yeah it's a flat area honestly if I were the pilot of an airplane I would land in that part of the state without a Landing Strip easily presumably enough at the airplane design for grass runways my part has some hills 1 Quote
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